max is a hall of famer who loves our team and wanted to be a jay and went crazy in the playoffs last year and i'll never be upset getting to watch him pitch

fucking 75 pitches in the 4th inning down 4 runs, max back on the mound lol why not

fuck it, let the old man pitch

well, he got to 3,500 strikeouts, that's something

safe by a mile lol

you guys... if we can get michael saunders to the all star game that one time we can get ernie

i know it feels like they should have won yesterday, but baltimore probably should have won the game before so i genuinely feel okay about a series split

as soon as i turn on the radio broadcast it's 6-0 lol bye

dylan cease should wear a fake moustache on his bobblehead day

ernie is such a weirdo fr

hanging on by a thread (i.e., double plays)

that's more like it

walking in a run is fun too

*~bases still loaded~*

*~bases loaded~*