Unbetitelt

not sexy enough for oasis

pulp: come closer… cause i’m going to tell you a secret… last friday night i had sex with your mother. (inhale) oh yeah. and let me tell you another secret… this coming thursday… im gonna do it again. alright.

oasis: i’m never going to die i’ll touch the sky and sex drugs and rock and roll will keep me alive

Idk what the purpose of it is. Dunno what would happen after contacting the "Verified Tumblr Dispute Support", probably either some level of money extortion in return for my account being left up, or my login information.

I imagine this @elly-langford user probably surrendered their login information to these people and lost access to their account, like those old fashion Facebook messenger scams.

Anyway, clearly not real for a couple of reasons. Most glaringly, the third image states that I will not be contacted about these alleged reports, but also that I must contact them within the short frame of 24 hours or lose my account. And how, exactly, would I know that I needed to do that if elly-langford didn't so kindly inform me?

I'm tagging a small handful of people that I saw interacting with this blog in a recent post. In the event this blog was, likely, hacked, they won't trust a message from it. In the unlikely event it wasn't, you can see what your mutual has been up to.