Berger & Carter

Gotham is leading me to places I never thought I'd go 😂. You guys, when I started following Sam Kerr on insta, I never ever expected to see a video of her ... uhm ... ✨saucily✨ reading a smutty story about uhm ... pasta sauce??? Actual tears in my eyes from laughing, what the fuck is this? 😂

Don't understand why we are subing on mandy/ bru on the same time when we need a goal

jess in the near 50% of the time that tiernas not on the pitch is like look, I'll give it my best shot but I do have to get my tall fiancee to get things off the top shelf for me, so dont expect much in the headed duel department. Luckily shes on the pitch so im sure shes got it. I've got you on the rest though xx

(it feels like taking Jess off of the three natural defenders they have is a poor long term strategy rn. Think shes most in-form? Wonder if in the season they start taking on of the cbs off and move her over for breaks for them as well?)

Oh Gotham ... that was bad. AKB had to come out that far, I don't blame her, but what the fuck was that defense?

I don't know what is funnier sofascore having akb as captain or fotmob still thinking Rose plays rb

Looking at the minutes played metric - torn between needing her to get a break and also recognition for the carrying that back line and also wanting her to be a locked in starter 😂

Me at that card - unshocked unsurprised 😅 its almost like shes a great defender?