Berger & Carter

True! The only thing missing is a picture of Ann taking a picture 😂

If they took a pic with their faces through this thing, I only have one question: "Jess, how much money do we have to donate to a charity of your choice for you to post this pic?" 😂🤞🏼

Landscape ✅ AKB from the back ✅ Random art ✅ Food ✅ Sunset ✅ Supporting AKB ✅

This is all your fault 😂. Clearly, the NWSL can't return fast enough 😅

(anon forgot to send the link but sent a second ask with it)

Lol, anon! She does own that hat, AND Mandy has just posted another story with AKB and Jess, so I will say this is definitely her!

So far we've had: AKB's reflection in a teapot, AKB's silhouette against bright light, and one inch of her face plus one letter of a hat she owns. 😂 We are all insane (affectionately) 😅

2ndly - fairly certain what theyre doing is back loading Sam's contract - less this year (pro rata'd for the half year?) Then more as they go further out. This works with the assumption of an increase in the salary cap and possible other increases. It does mean they'll likely be over paying for her in 29 and 30, but they are possibly underpaying her this year and next.

Haha, yes! Katie's comment "Forced friendship" made me laugh! 😂And if Gotham doesn't sign anyone with jersey number 28 or 29, Jess and AKB will be sitting next to each other in the locker room!

Ooh, the possible increase of the salary cap is a really good point! Apparently the salary cap is 3.7 million now, which is an average of 142,307 per player (assuming 26 players because Princess is on loan). However, two are on the SEI-list: Kayla Duran and Taryn Torres. It is my understanding, that teams get cap relief for players on SEI. Dividing it by 24 would be 154,166 dollars per players.

Obviously, not everyone makes the same amount. And there's the HIP-rule (high impact player) which means they get to spend one million total more on certain players that qualify for it. I'm really curious who is getting re-signed now that free agency has started.

According to an anon, Esther is making 560,000! Obviously there's no telling if that's accurate, since wages aren't public.

Ali and Kelley also sufferong from akb Introduced hearttacks is so fr

But ortherwise really cute that they're such big Fans

HA! Is it even a Gotham game if there isn't at least one moment where you go "ANN WHAT ARE YOU D... Oh. Okay. That worked. Of course it did"

Jess realising that she is screwed because she famously doesen't read that much and taking off like 🏎💨

I read this before I watched the video, and I still wasn't prepared 😂