the once & future king

can’t stop thinking about her (garlic bread)

blushing is so stupid you're literally my blood wtf. obey me

Ngl I totally forgot fandom discourse was a thing. I don’t care man, I have car payments

sir that is my beloved mutual with whom i have not shared a fandom since 2013

SIR that is my- okay, look i can't actually remember why i followed them or why they followed me, but I LOVE THEM, it would be WEIRD not to see them reblogging gifsets of shows i have no interest in!

be the madwoman in your own attic

Sometimes I hyperfocus so hard on something, I forget I’m a person until someone interacts with me. I feel like some wild animal seeing a human being for the first time. I’m like “oh yeah I’m supposed to speak and stuff”

split this atom with me. i can't eat the whole thing

well, you see, the thing is: (instead of finishing my sentence i curl up comfortably in bed and go to sleep

Girlies and non girlies of the jury,

yes your honor?

attack

it’s small joys saturday y’all let’s get it