Benjamin Alexander Crustaceus Sebastian

I don’t wanna talk about it right now (sighs) That wasn’t enough cookie.

Is a few more cookies gonna open you up? Ya thief. [points to the plate of cookies]

“You snooze you lose Mr.Krabs.” 

Funny, that rule also applies to my grading policy. 

“Yes I did, and I’m about to eat it too.” 

You monster! You---you COOKIE MONSTER!...You know, that name totally makes sense now.

.....what was so bad that justifies cookie theft?!

Magic Everywhere

It’s cold as balls. How is this merry?

I’m well Benjamin, thank you. Just enjoying the wonderful weather with endless cups of tea and sweet Earl Grey lattes. Winter is actually one of my favorite times of the year. And you? 

Mm, what’s an Earl Grey? I’ve been good, got this whole teachery thing on lock. Water’s been far too cold lately though.

Come in...

-chuckles- Is that so Benjamin? Rightfully so. 

I quite agree. Now tell me, how are you?

-smiles- Do I? Well I can assure you I am much happier now that I’ve seen you. 

You know, I seem to get that a lot. 

Hello coworker. Looking a bit glum?

How does that sound pleasant? Alright, your loss bro.

What you got against coconuts and malls? [spins out as they start] 

nukaleeu:

(Smiles lightly) I’m pretty sure you aren’t supposed to curse at the students, Mr. Sebastian. Dude, you just sealed your own fate.

Oh shit--I mean..[shrugs] woops? I don’t really give a fuck. Go big or go home, if I can beat you on this one I’m pretty sure that proves my skill---NOO GOD DAMMIT. [he has driven off the road] Those speed mushrooms are a curse in disguise.