I've got this

So go get yourself a fuckin’ cookie.

I can't. I'm lazy.

You would care?

You’re just mad because I stopped tryin’ to bribe you with cookies.

Well no shit. I want a fucking cookie.

Maybe I should find my Dad,

The fuck you want to find him for it he thinks you're dead?

Well that was a waste of a trip.

I coulda told you that.

The only good thing about Thursday is how close to Saturday it is.

Fuck Saturday.

Not enough, I’m thinking.

Your beer come up suddenly missing?

God damn.

Too much drinking?

My mom used to have a cat that liked to find the strangest places to hide. Maybe something spooked her and she’s just waiting it out? There are quite a few new wolves.

Yeah. Noticed the fucking wolves around here lately.

Well let’s look again.

Yeah, alright. 

One can only hope. I think I saw her yesterday, but past that I’m as informed as you are. Want another pair of eyes?

Yeah. The can opener wasn't even enough to get her to come out. 

Please, please be talking about the cat.

The fuck else would I be talking about? The asian twins I got locked up in our basement?

Where’d you look?

Every damn where.

The cat?

Can't find her.

How’s that?

'Cause now I'm making assumptions about you making assumptions and pretty soon I'm gonna get all discombobulated.