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✝ | 9+ years EXP.  ✝ | lit. para style / one liners  ✝ | hasn’t done a promo in a long time, just message me.

❛  but officer, they were fucking with my clique.  ❜ ❛  if you lose yourself, i will find you.  ❜ ❛  true friends don’t judge each other. they judge other people. together.  ❜ ❛  oh, you’re my friend? name three of my albums.  ❜ ❛  i’m sorry, but you must be at least a level four friend to unlock my tragic backstory.  ❜ ❛  fuck you but fuck me first.  ❜ ❛  you’re cute, what is your face html?  ❜ ❛  my life is one big ‘ wow, ok. ’  ❜ ❛  my life is just poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background.  ❜ ❛  i accidentally messed up my life, how do i start a new account?  ❜ ❛  my life is a joke and i’m not laughing anymore.  ❜ ❛  at myself, what the fuck are you doing.  ❜ ❛  if yahoo answers can’t solve your problem, then you’re in too deep.  ❜ ❛  this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don’t be afraid.  ❜ ❛  how do you get a nice body without moving.  ❜ ❛  it’s so hard when you’re in a cuddly mood and don’t have anyone to cuddle with!! this is an outrage!!  ❜ ❛  ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened?  ❜ ❛  you ever just ugh really hard?  ❜ ❛  i’m a really affectionate person one you get past my five layers of shyness, awkwardness, fear, vague dislike and loneliness.  ❜ ❛  i was confident for like two minutes one time.  ❜ ❛  all i think about is sex and what i’m going to eat next.  ❜ ❛  i have my pencils and my tears ready.  ❜ ❛  i’m that kinda person who, between two choices, will always pick the wrong one.  ❜ ❛  i avoid everyone, including the people i like.  ❜ ❛  i always wonder why no one likes me and then i remember that i don’t even like me.  ❜ ❛  gosh golly! this beat is … whoo! this beat is … DANDY!  ❜ ❛  it’s hard being hilarious when everyone ignores you.  ❜ ❛  thinking about space fucks me up.  ❜ ❛  my biggest struggle in life is trying to make my eyeliner the same on both eyes.  ❜ ❛  i wish i could illegally download clothes.  ❜ ❛  heelys don’t have brakes because my swag don’t stop.  ❜ ❛  i know i make lots of jokes but i promise you, i’m a really sad person.  ❜ ❛  at least i can admit that i’m a piece of shit.  ❜ ❛  ‘ i’m not bitter ’ i say bitterly, with a bitter expression.  ❜ ❛  i’m fluent in talking shit.  ❜ ❛  it’s crazy how there are seven billion people on the planet and all of them are in love with me.  ❜ ❛  why am i better than everyone?  ❜ ❛  sometimes it physically pains me to hold back my sarcastic comments.  ❜ ❛  I SWEAR, I AM NOT CUTE OR SWEET. DON’T CALL ME THAT. I AM EVIL. I AM THE SHADOWS IN THE NIGHT. FEAR ME.  ❜ ❛  i don’t ‘ dress to impress. ’ i dress to depress. i wanna look so good that people hate themselves.  ❜ ❛  i love learning bad things about people i don’t like.  ❜ ❛  i bet you thought you’d seen the last of me.  ❜ ❛  i’m just an asshole with feelings.  ❜ ❛  there’s a special place in hell reserved for me. it’s called the throne.  ❜ ❛  damn boy, are you the terms and conditions? because i don’t give a fuck about what you have to say.  ❜ ❛  damn gurl, you flappy bird? because no one likes you.  ❜ ❛  your tattoo says ‘ only god can judge me, ’ yet here i am.  ❜ ❛  i’m not even sassy, i’m just an asshole.  ❜ ❛  i’m not a bitch, i am the bitch.  ❜ ❛  i like being obsessed with things so that i am distracted from how much i hate myself.  ❜ ❛  tips on talking to me when i’m pissed off: don’t.  ❜ ❛  my fashion sense is called ‘ i am cold and pissed off. ’  ❜ ❛  maybe ‘ fuck you ’ will be our always.  ❜ ❛  i believe in hate at first sight.  ❜ ❛  you hate me? wow, so much in common already.  ❜ ❛  i’m filled with hate and useless facts.  ❜ ❛  do you ever just wear headphones so people won’t talk to you?  ❜ ❛  i’d be such a good girlfriend, you’re all missing out.  ❜ ❛  getting into a relationship may seem tempting but so was getting on the titanic ship and look what happened there.  ❜ ❛  there’s always gonna be that one person who you can’t get out of your mind, no matter how hard you try.  ❜ ❛  i ship me and money.  ❜ ❛  have you ever met someone who’s smile looks like it could make flowers grow?  ❜ ❛  how do i get over someone i never dated?  ❜ ❛  i have a very big crush on you but sadly i am only a little bug and you are a garden.  ❜ ❛  if you grab my face right before you kiss me, i’ll definitely fall in love with you.  ❜ ❛  i don’t like your clothes, take them off.  ❜ ❛  put me in the coffin with both middle fingers up.  ❜ ❛  dying is taking too long.  ❜ ❛  being cremated is my last hope of getting a hot, smoking body.  ❜ ❛  don’t joke about murder. i was murdered once and it offends me.  ❜ ❛  you can’t spell school without ‘ i want to stab myself. ’  ❜ ❛  good news, everyone: dogs.  ❜ ❛  if you think it’s impossible to fall asleep to heavy metal, then you’re completely wrong.  ❜

✝ | 9+ years EXP.  ✝ | lit. para style / one liners  ✝ | hasn’t done a promo in a long time, just message me.

✝ | 9+ years EXP.  ✝ | lit. para style / one liners  ✝ | hasn’t done a promo in a long time, just message me.

“… Are you this literal minded about everything?” It’s a legitimate question.

“What do you mean?” His voice is low - he almost feels like he’s dealing with some kind of small animal, “You’re red. Are you upset?”

“Y-Yes, y-you’re fine, I-I-I guess, just– oh my god wow have you like never interacted with a girl before or something holy crap…” She puts her free hand on her face, tangling her fingers in her bangs as she contemplates what just happened. You have Wren dammit stop falling for this guy even if he’s really hot– dammit!

“So long as this is still beating, I’ll survive.”

“I guess I’ve done my part though.” She’ll start to put the leftover bandages and wipes back in the first aid kit.

“This is still beating, so it’s fine, isn’t it?”

“Anyways. Is that the only shot that got you? You don’t need an amputation or something, right?” Only half joking, there.

“ .. you look irritated. "

“God, if this is how you deal with ‘not getting hurt’, it’s a miracle you’ve survived this long,” she mumbles under her breath as she puts the now crimson wipe on the desk next to the knife. “This is… probably going to sting more. Sorry,” is mumbled as she pulls out another disposable wipe and starts gingerly pressing it against the wound. It’s not like it’s a large hole, but with how deep the bullet went, she’s astounded that he could still use his arm like this. “Okay… that’s better than it was…” All the blood is wiped off his body, at least. His shirt on the other hand… well, they can deal with that later. “… Honestly, you probably want to go to a hospital or something for the bullet itself, but I can at least stop the bleeding…” Missy pulls out the gauze and starts to unravel it, looking up after a few moments to make sure Len is relatively okay. He’s a bit hard to read, though…

“ .. what is it?” Blood on his face? Yeah. Just a little.

The sight and smell of blood don’t even bother her anymore, she’s simply astonished that this guy is so stupid as to try to carve the bullet out of his flesh. He’s not thinking at all, is he? “Stay. Still.” She hisses through clenched teeth as she yanks the knife out of Len’s grip, places it on the desk, and pulls out a disinfecting wipe from the first aid kit to try and clean the wound. “If you grab another knife I swear to god…” Melissa mumbles to herself.

“Hn.”