Clue-ing For Looks in Mordor Like Big Damn Heroes

CPR is the human version of blowing in a videogame cartridge and hoping it’ll work again.

I WOULD BUY LIKE A THOUSAND TICKETS FOR THIS

The funniest thing about this is only one of the actors gets drunk and its a different person each night so it isn’t just everyone struggling its everyone else doing their shit and one person fucking it all up it’s BRILLIANT.

I can’t decide which I want more: to be at this or to be in this.

That is the question

I’m going cross country skiing immediately

That’s it.  This is my next tattoo.

I was thinking “cool” right up until “that right there is every single book you’ve ever read” because wow.

theY MADE THE SAME fACE

MY HEART

AW

yup. yup yup.I had that pastel crayon box and i remember my parents bought me the robo dog for christmas and i was the happiest little girl in the world.

SHADOW CHANCE SASSY

this really needed to be on this blog

#[muffled ‘THIS IS HORRIBLY UNDIGNIFIED I DEMAND A LAWYER’]

I can’t wait to grow up and own 30 dogs

The happiest post on the internet.

no fuck you fuck this post this is the worst fucking post on the website you couldnt let the rest of us in blissful ignorance? you had to reach out to the fucking truth and throw it in our faces? fuck you. FUCK. YOU.

WILL WILL WILL WILL WILL WILL WILL WILL

WILL SAN THE SCIENCE MAN

YOU SIR/MADAME ARE A GENIUS

His full name is William Sanford Nye. So he's still Bill Nye the Science Guy, stand down red alert.

Reblog if your Tumblr is NOT connected to your Facebook.

^reblogging again for that gif

Accurate gif is accurate

One of my friend’s had her tumblr linked to facebook. Until one day she reblogged a rock hard dick and everyone on facebook saw it.