Hey so my girlfriend and i are very invested in your future aesthetic art!! And we we're just wondering about your characters like what's their names and is there a story or like character info on them? Again youre art so cool!!!
Art? Characters? Story??? I just take pics with my iPhone ;P
Basically, the summer after my graduation I found this freakish glowing crack in the sidewalk in my local park. Casual. So of course you know ya girl had to investigate, so I poked it with a stick...
...and got sucked through a portal to the year 3000!!!
It’s... um. Extremely weird and unsettling (((: It hardly even looks like Earth.
I’m talkin’ like... trees with eyes that cry green slime, toxic lakes, mutant creatures, old TVs that spy on people, VANILLA DORITOS AND CUCUMBER KIT-KATS, I mean like. It’s wack.
Anyway, portals to other dimensions appear here all the time. And the people and things that come out of them are technically not legally supposed to be here (even though the government uses extradimensional stuff for their own gain all the time...but whatever).
SOOO the day I arrived, I went to a pet store to check out the creepy pets CUZ WHY NOT and I used my EXTREMELY VINTAGE dollars to rent a cat. (Her name is Agent Spaghetti by the way, she’s so cute uwu)!!
The dude in the back noticed I’m not from this dimension and reported me to the Neighborhood Watch. But the cashier, Alix, helped me outrun them!!
I now live in his living room (with his MANY FREAKISH PETS!!!) He pretends he doesn’t want me living with him but I know he secretly likes the company :)
There’s so much more to say, I don’t even know where to start. I’ve been here for almost a year now. Still trying to find a way back home... but honestly, I’m enjoying my time here! As creepy as it is and as many near-death experiences I’ve had, ya girl loves an adventure.
I’ve even made some new friends! This is Gunnar and Faye. They’re brother and sister. Though... I’m pretty sure Faye is from another dimension. Haven’t gotten around to asking her about that yet...
OH!!! And my best friend Natalie from 2020 sometimes comes to visit me as a hologram!! So I can still annoy her even with 980 years between us :))
As fun as it is... I get the feeling I might be in danger. Maybe even not just me. The government here is up to something, I know it. They have all these weird programs and institutions in place, and the president, Mr. Prez (I know, how original) and his assistant Blanca seem to have a larger goal in mind...
Maybe I’m just being paranoid. Who knows. But I’m determined to find out.
You can mainly find me on Instagram! That’s where you can stay up to date with my latest posts and discoveries! It’s also where you can engage in comments and IG stories and help me do things like escape government custody or choose a cool outfit for me to buy :)
But! If you don’t have IG, I’m on tumblr now! I’ve started posting all of my IG posts here from the beginning, so you can start to stay updated here as well.
Join me on my adventure 💖
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