last born son

I have GOT to stop spending $30

sits on my own blog like it’s the edge of a lake wistfully

skips a stone over a few posts

So like an hour ago I just lear🪨︵︵ned that— what the fuck was that. Someone just skipped a rock across my post did you see that

it’s what they would have wanted

happy moonwalk day

i miss my beautiful wife joann fabrics it feels as if eons have passed since i last saw her. this guy michael keeps waving her visage in front of me and saying she’s living in his house but he is lying to me. i know this because i went into his house and found only fragments and memories of my beautiful wife joann and pictures of her shadowed face labeled “online only”. michael won’t even let me order swatches from him

Man Im sorry for snapping at you , uts just that I only got 8 hours of sleep last night and I only had like, two pandcakes with strawberrys and whipped cream and like three premium sausags for breakfast

now that the world cup is out of the way can we focus on me instead

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

you're not "gay" you're just addicted to the oxytocin and dopamine rush from sucking penis

Basically I like when there’s garlic and onion

everyone loves my LM7805 earrings

one day i'll be out at a club and some stunningly beautiful they/them will say "i really need an input voltage to 5 volts to power my electronic circuit but all i have is a power source providing 7-20 volts and no voltage regulator!! whatever am I to do?!" and i'll be eavesdropping and make my way over to them and say "i have exactly what you need, handsome" and chivalrously take off my earring for them and then everyone would clap. and the best part is that this could happen twice in one night and i'd still be prepared

i’ll be real, kitten, daddy needs multiple wealthy and powerful folks to die in a painful, drawn-out, and generationally humiliating manner

does anyone feel like they want to be punished just so they would stop feeling like they are about to be punished for something. like then at least it would be over. or is it just me