problems, they’re like mushrooms.
independent & selective keeley jones, of apple tv’s ted lasso. gdoc.
the longer you leave them in the dark, the bigger they get.
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problems, they’re like mushrooms.
independent & selective keeley jones, of apple tv’s ted lasso. gdoc.
the longer you leave them in the dark, the bigger they get.

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fuck, FINE.
Margot Robbie as BARBIE BARBIE (2023) · dir. Greta Gerwig
so.
hi, keeley might be on my multi now, but i can still see you taking my shit :)

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texting starters send a symbol for…
🌻 a worried text.
🐰 a goofy text.
🦋 a loving text.
🧦 a half-asleep text.
🌳 a happy text.
🍎 an apologetic text.
⚠️ a text meant for someone else.
🕰️ an early morning text.
💫 a late night text.
🗑️ a text that wasn’t sent.
💡 a scared text.
💀 an urgent text.
🥇 a supportive text.
🔪 a hateful text.
🌊 a sad text.
⚡ an angry text.
🚀 a goodbye text.
RANDOM QUOTES THAT I LIKE SENTENCE STARTERS * change pronouns / tenses as needed !
i realized we’re both working for me.
i loved him, but i didn’t need him.
the world might be forever neutral, but that means hope is just as likely as despair.
sometimes it was beautiful.
perhaps my only real expertise, my only talent, is to endure beyond the endurable.
some questions will ruin you if you are denied the answer long enough.
i should have known that you were the one that stays.
i’m not untouchable anymore, am i?
there is no one with me. i am all by myself.
this was brutality for the sake of brutality.
anyone can do my job, but no one can be me.
i’ll see you in the beginning, friend.
you know the whole story.
the trees are not trees, the birds are not birds and i am not me, but just something that has been walking for a very long time.
i can, because i do.
i don’t belong here anymore.
there’s something disturbing about recalling a warm memory and feeling utterly cold.
i’m the vengeful bitch you scarred on the outside.
i should be dead. and i’m not saying that in some sort of dramatic fashion. i actually should be dead.
she has evolved. not for better or worse. she’s just different.
my blood’s not cold.
your lack of curiosity is merely an extension of your narcissism, your egotistical view of the world. the man i’m looking at right now is as good as he’s gonna get.
i feel unraveled.
i am not returning home.
you have to accept it, because it’s there.
you wanted to stand in the sun, in the bright white light. it blinded you.
you’re attracted to the truth.
what is it that is so special about you? you have so much power over him. he revolves around you.
try and stop me, you jumped up little shit.
i’m not trying to patronize you. it’s just that i care about you, and i just want to make sure that you’re okay. so you know what? it’ll make you feel better. i’ll get you a plate of overpriced food, and i’ll be right back, okay?
regret is unprofessional.
i did used to worry that i was gonna end up like my mum. she was never brave enough to dream big. so, i decided to do things very differently. ©
TED LASSO (2020- ) Season 2 | Episode 4
keeley finding out that getting stalked on her way home is not something that most people experience:

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keeley? m!lf coded.
sexual tension prompts.
i deleted my old blog by mistake, so i’m revamping these!! if you want to reverse them, add a +, like so: [ PIN ] + and the roles will switch! these prompts are inspired by THIS MEME! they’re designed for all muses, regardless of whether they’ve interacted before or not!
[ PIN ] : sender pins receiver against a wall.
[ HANDS ] : our muses’ hands touch. (anything from grazing past or the hand holding content we all deserve.)
[ GAZE ] : sender watches receiver from across a crowded room.
[ GUIDE ] : in order to guide the receiver, sender presses a hand against the small of their back.
[ INVITE ] : sender asks receiver into a private room with nobody else present.
[ TOUCH ] : our muses touching one another discreetly but intimately in a public setting.
[ LICK ] : sender licks something from their thumb or lips in front of receiver.
[ SLEEVES ] : sender rolls up their sleeves to reveal their forearms.
[ SMIRK ] : while interacting with receiver, sender can’t resist a smirk.
[ NECKLACE ] : sender fastens a necklace around receiver’s neck, leaning in close to do so.
[ CLOSE ] : our muses are in a position which leads to the sender stepping intimately closer to the receiver.
[ UNBUTTON ] : due to heat or stress or other reasons, sender unbuttons the top of their shirt to reveal their neckline.
[ DANCE ] : our muses dance together in close quarters.
[ DEFEND ] : sender physically intervenes between receiver and a source of unwanted attention.
[ TEXT ] : sender texts intimate content to receiver.
[ PHONE ] : while on the phone with receiver, sender flirts teasingly during the call.
[ BEHIND ] : unexpectedly, sender arrives close to receiver from behind, taking them by surprise.
[ WET ] : our muses find one another in a torrential downpour of rain, both soaking wet.
[ LEAN ] : sender leans tantalisingly close to receiver to retrieve something or catch their attention.
[ LOOK ] : sender initiates intense eye contact with receiver.
[ ALONE ] : our muses find one another alone in an isolated setting.
[ ASK ] : sender asks receiver if they’re single.
[ WHISPER ] : sender leans close to receiver’s ear in order to whisper something to them.
[ BRUSH ] : sender reaches forward to brush a strand of receiver’s hair from their eyes.
[ STEADY ] : sender steadies receiver by placing their hands on their waist when the receiver almost falls against them.
[ SMILE ] : sender begins to grin at something the receiver is saying, like a big unstoppable grin.
[ PULL ] : sender pulls receiver into their side as they’re walking together.
[ STRADDLE ] : while sparring, sender gains the upper hand and pins the receiver in place, straddling their waist in the process.
[ BLADE ] : sender, having been enemies with the receiver, places a knife to their throat, but does nothing else.
[ STARE ] : while the receiver is speaking, the sender’s gaze drifts to their lips.
[ UNDERCOVER ] : while pretending to be a couple for the sake of a mission or other purpose, sender and receiver find themselves giving a Remarkably Convincing performance that leaves them questioning how platonic they really are.
[ AFTER ] : sender has just impulsively and passionately kissed the receiver without any warning nor apparent reason. how does the receiver respond?
[ REMARK ] : after someone passes a remark on what a cute couple the seemingly platonic sender and receiver are, the sender casts a meaningful glance at the receiver, expecting them to say something about it first.
[ PHOTOGRAPH ] : as someone volunteers to take a picture of them on a day out, sender instinctively wraps an arm around the receiver to steady them, holding them close for a photo that turns out to be more romantic than they were expecting.
[ CHALLENGE ] : after the receiver teasingly suggests that the sender is a terrible kisser, sender immediately and fervently proves them wrong with a long, passionate kiss that leaves the receiver taking back what they said.
[ LANGUAGE ] : sender begins to speak seductively and fluently with the receiver in another language.
[ CONSTANT ] : after days/weeks/months/years of endless flirting back and forth, sender finally dares the receiver to go beyond flirting and break the tensions between them properly.
@pluresque : ‘ can i get you a drink? ’ from jamie!
keeley nods a little too fast, mumbles something about whatever's closest, because that's easier than trying to figure out an actual drink when a two minute encounter with a shitty ex-boyfriend in a public setting has brought back just about every bad feeling she's ever had about herself spiraling to the surface with an angry haste. and jamie, god bless him, gets it, disappears and reappears in the span of thirty seconds with two glasses of champagne.
he hands her one — she downs that one, fast, tells him he's a fucking saint, and then he takes that and gives her the other. the second goes down a little slower, but not by much. she stands there for another fifteen seconds, and then uses her free hand to adjust her gown, and put her keeley jones, pr maven and former model face back on. ' have i told you yet today that i love you ? '
kiss keeley when.
— the law is some tricky shit !

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thinking about miss keeley anne figuring out how to talk to beard and bc she so desperately wants to be friends with him.
「 RP MEME : GALA STARTERS . 」 * change pronouns as needed .
‘ i didn’t know they let just anyone into this event. ’
‘ i’m surprised to see you here. ’
‘ of course i find you at the bar. ’
‘ what are you drinking, gorgeous/handsome? ’
‘ sorry, you just caught my eye. ’
‘ can i get you a drink? ’
‘ it’s a pleasure to meet you.’
‘ my, my. how long has it been, ___ ? ’
‘ you look like you needed a drink. ’
‘ please, i have an open seat at my table tonight. ’
‘ you clean up well. ’
‘ i’ve heard so much about you. it’s nice to finally put a face to the name.’
‘ is this seat taken? ’
‘ i spotted you in the crowd and wanted to say hello. ’
‘ i’ve never seen you at one of these things before. ’
‘ i’m giving a speech at the ceremony. ’
‘ can you believe they managed to get a live band this year? ’
‘ are you going to the afterparty? ’
‘ i hope they’re not expecting me to sing/play. ’
‘ oh , you’re giving the speech tonight? ’
‘ these events never fail to bore me. ’
‘ i love coming to these things. ’
‘shh. the ceremony is starting.’
‘ when can we go home? ’
‘ care for a dance? ’
‘ yes, that was my way of asking if you’d like to dance. ’
‘ dance with me. ’
‘ did you come with someone tonight? ’
‘ you look amazing. ’
‘ is that your plus-one over there? ’
‘ i can’t stop looking at you. ’
‘ no one compares to you tonight. ’
‘ drink. i could use a drink.’