seriously pass it on

how it went:

At the beginning when everyone had SLIGHTLY different versions of the same story

Like the birthday cake when Linda was telling the story the scene showed HER family behind Harlan but when Walt was telling the story it was him beside his father. Each of them imagined themselves at their father’s side

Which I think hints a lot at how self-centered everyone in the Thrombley family was

And each family member said Marta’s family was from a different place, Ecuador, Paraguay, Brazil, Uruguay, we never actually get this answered

And when Richard was praising Marta for being such a ‘hard worker’ and then handed her the plate. WOW. volumes.

The family KEPT claiming that they “wanted Marta at the funeral”

Daniel Craig with a whack Southern Accent?? LOVED IT. the whole donut metaphor was goddamn hilarious

I LOVED when Ransom trying to Kill Marta with the prop knife and it’s a callback to Harlan saying “he could never tell the difference between a prop knife and a real one”

And can we talk about the idea of Harlan’s pride being his downfall

I mean he thinks he should just do all this himself BUT he wasn’t even poisoned and if he had accepted outside help he wouldn’t have had to die

And if you notice when Ransom is walking back to the house he steps on the stone wall to avoid getting his footprints on the path

That final shot when Marta is on the balcony and everyone else is looking down

We didn’t get a lot of Linda’s character but she and her father were very close. He left her a secret message THAT SHE UNDERSTOOD with the lemon juice and she kind of gave in the Marta at the end

Idk her character is very complex and even though it was a small role I loved Jamie Lee Curtis in it

Ana da Armas KILLED it and I loved watching her the WHOLE movie. It felt v Victorian Crime Fiction

Like she’s the ‘villain’ for most of the film but she clearly the morally superior one here and I wanted her to get away with everything

The part at the fireplace where Marta says Blanc is a terrible detective and he says she’s a terrible Murdered 10/10

They WENT BACK to the dogs barking because Ransom showed back up

basically, every detail as used in order to push forward the plot

It’s a weird case from the start. A case with a hole in the center. A doughnut.

Bly Manor: Peter.

Me: she's a ghost

Hannah in ep 5: is a ghost

Me:

Me, being familiar with this trick from Hill House:

Harry: Well I’m doing just fine…I lied I’m dying inside

Ron: i don’t have enough money for chicken nuggets

Hermione: that is not correct. Because according to the encyclopaedia of pl-pl-pl-pl-pl-

Neville: Hurricane Katrina? More like Hurricane tortilla

Luna: he needs some milk

Ginny: Go back to sleep, and starve.

Draco: hey loser, say kid backwards! [dik?] Ha ha, that’s gay…

Dumbledore: [HoW dO yOu kNoW wHaT’s gOoD fOr mE?] THAT’S MY OPINIONNN!!!..

Snape: *to the ghostbusters theme song* I’m an adult virgin

Lily: oh my god why can’t you just take the freaking compliMEEEENTT

James: People constantly ask me what’s it like to be a sexy-

Sirius: All I wanna tell you is school’s not important… Be whatever you wanna be. If you wanna be a dog…RUFF. You know?

Remus: [dad, look! it’s the good kush…] This is the dollar store how good can it be?

Peter: I brought you Myrrh [thank you] Mur-dur! [huh…Judas..no]

McGonagall: smack that bitch

Flitwick: I said whoever threw that paper, your moms a hoe!

Hagrid: look at all those chickens

Arthur: road work ahead? Yeah I sure hope it does

Molly: every time you don’t yell at your kids, put a quarter in your sock and soon you’ll have a weapon to beat-

Bill: wOw

Charlie: So no head?

Percy: Hey everybody, today my brother pushed me, so I’m starting a kickstarter to put him down. The benefits of killing him would be: I would get pushed way less.

Fred: can I get a waffle? Can I please get a waffle?

George: I’m John Cena!

Tonks: This bitch empty, YEET!

Moody: I wanna be a cowboy baby

Colin: That was legitness

Cho: Chris is that a weed?

Cedric: Oh my god they were roommates

Fleur: hi, I’m Renata Bliss and I’m your freestyle dance teacher

Victor: *slides in* Good evening

Dudley: Whaddup my name is Jared, I’m 19, and I never fucking learnt how to read

Petunia: I saw you hanging out with caitlin yesterday!! [r-rebecca, it’s not what you think!] i won’t hesitate, bitch! * pew pew *

Vernon: the cheese of truth *puts cheese on newspaper* immigrants cause cancer

Dobby: Hi welcome to chilli’s

Hedwig: Bitch I hope the fuck you do! You’ll be a dead son of a bitch I tell you

Narcissa: two shots of vodka *pours in half a bottle of vodka*

Bellatrix: I love you bitch. I ain’t never gonna stop loving you….bitch.