left my brain in the big empty

what if your doppelgänger wasn’t evil it was just a person. what if your doppelgänger wasn’t trying to replace you it was just trying to learn to be a person and you were the best model it had. what if your doppelgänger looked at you with your eyes and said with your voice that it just wanted to be loved. what then.

ever since I was a young lad I knew I wanted to be a middle-aged man with an undone tie around his neck who’s having a crisis so he goes to the bathroom to splash water on his face only to look up at himself in the mirror and wonder at the stranger looking back

yes I bled all over your perfect white carpet but my blood is actually pretty awesome you should be excited to live with my awesome blood

*covered in blood* I'm literally fine guys. im still funny. Would you like to hear a joke Im going to tell you a joke

(flirting) i could be your loser boyfriend. you ever fucking thought about that??

i don’t have rizz i have big doll eyes and many unsettling things to say

can someone recommend some beginner normal behaviors for someone looking to become normal

if I ever pass away do NOT unfollow me. I will be back

i’m actually really hot if u like ppl who are deeply unsettling to look at