Beeping Goat 22

I sat here… like an absolute dumbass…

@swordoftheberserkgutsrage

Imagine winning the skee ball jackpot and instead of printing out a huge receipt of tickets it just prints this out instead

his name is geppetto

god he’s hot

i don’t get it omg

who the fuck is party cannon they’re the true rebels here

This is still one of the funniest things on this site

Am I still bitter that Marvel cancelled the Marvel Netflix shows due to Disney+?? Yes. Will I ever get over it?? Most likely no. Am I still going to enjoy the new shows?? Ofc. Will I ever pay for the streaming service?? In your dreams Disney

It wasn’t Marvel/Disney that got those shows canceled. It was Netflix that canceled them. Netflix had to pay Marvel/Disney every time they wanted to make a new season of a Marvel show because of licensing fees, so when Disney announced they were getting into the streaming business with Disney+, Netflix decided they didn’t want to have to pay a direct competitor and ended all the Marvel shows. They were even all cancelled before Marvel Television was absorbed by Marvel Studios, and after that the only shows Marvel Studios cancelled were Cloak and Dagger, Runaways, and Helstrom. Shield ended on it’s own, and Agent Carter and Inhumans were canceled by ABC or Marvel Television (I forget which one pulled the plug on those 2)

When squidward was sick

I thought that was whe he lost his job?

Can you leave me alone im kinda sad

Pokemon’s pretty great

why is Hilary Clinton there?

I would let a racoon do surgery on me

Have you seen their little hands? Those motherfuckers would give me a great heart transplant for the low low cost of a cold pizza slice

you do realize where racoons' little hands have been right

is that the...only reason you wouldn’t let a raccoon give you a heart transplant?

Come on! They are so well known for washing their hands that they’s called “washing bears” in German! You don’t have to worry about where their hands have been!

Well! you heard it folks, getting a heart transplant from a raccoon is perfectly safe!

where is the raccoon getting the heart

don't worry about it

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I beg your pardon

I wish people realized that the people in their 20s currently speaking out against hypersexual internet culture aren't doing it because we're killjoys but because we were the first generation of people who grew up fully online and we can see the damage its done to us. If you can't tell the difference between us and your puritanical conservative uncle then that's on you!