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Hello future humans.

This has been written in the past and is scheduled to post in six months.

It is currently 5 days and some hours and minutes until my birthday. I'm excited to be of that specific age that I will not specify.

My mental health is okay. Its just the usual ADHD and Anxiety. I wonder if i'm still alive..

If any of my friends are reading this, then please confirm in the comments whether I'm alive or not.

fran: Hey dawl, how you doin'?

You: H-hey Fran..

Fran: What's wrong dawl?

You: I- I- I'm a-

Fran: You're a what dawl?

You: I-

*silence*

You: IM A BIKE!!!

Fran: You're a what Dawl?

You: I am a bike.

Fran: You like puthay?

You: PUTHAY IS BEST

Son:Mum wtf why are you laughing at Aunt Jem's death?!

Mum: Jerry, this is no time for jokes. Someone has DIED.

Son: Mum, you wrote "lol" at the end of your message. Do you know what that means?

Mum: Yes, of course I do. It means "lots of love", I felt I needed a few good vibes at the end of my message. Now if you don't mind I need to go to yoga.

Son: LOL MEANS LAUGHING OUT LOUD!! how many people did you send that to?

*two hours later*

Mum: Hey son I'm back from yoga, where abouts are you?

Mum: wait. WHAT?! Are you pulling my leg? Thats what you kids are doing nowadays, right?

Son: No mum, that's what it means. Who did you send it to?

Mum: EVERYONE!!!

So sorry to tell you like this, but due to the current circumstances there was no other way.

Your aunt Jemimah has passed away.

LoL

I apologise for my most recent long term absence. I am incredibly solem as I am unsure as to whether this will happen again. Sad face, crying face, apologising face.

Does anyone else ever go into the photo booth app on their laptop and record themselves ranting for 20 minutes and then end up in tears?