this is so normal

Cowboy has me by the heart but Office has me by the pussy

🔔 🔔 SHE HAS UPDATED COWBOY AU 🔔 🔔

Please stop making fun of my big, wet, disgusting eyes. They allow me to see shrimp and other small prey in the darkness of the abyssal plain.

@beejletuice-haunts

to the person who pissed on the floor of the 4th stall in the woman's bathroom in the marquis lobby during the Beetlejuice intermission on Friday May 27th, I know the line is "pee where you want" but you were literally right next to the toilet

everyonce in a while this post gets notes and u guys force me to relive the creeping horror of that piss puddle slowly coming closer to my boots as i frantically struggled to unlock the stall door

we had a really romantic week in new york x