ok but like flirt with me wtf

all i want are some sleepy cuddles and lots of inappropriate touching

i enjoy that every single human’s reaction to penguin is unrestrained delight

And penguins lack large terrestrial predators, so their reaction to humans tends to be, “HELLO STRANGE GIANT PENGUINS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? DO YOU HAVE ANY FISH?”

I will reblog this on my deathbed.

Please let him science 🐧

This is the purest post on this dumpster fire of a website

Please, Im cute too!!

a polaroid of me in lingerie in his wallet type of love

This is my favorite 🥺

If you have a crush on me let me know I need attention

I’m not saying that I’m touchstarved but I am saying having someone lay on top of me like a human weighted blanket for an hour or two would probably cure at least five of my mental illnesses

I was extremely kissable today and do you know how many kisses I received??? ZERO

the softest command is “lay on daddy’s chest”