Sweetheart on the streets, senpai in the sheets.

{Was.}

{Don’t you think talking to dead people might make you look a liiiiiiittle bit like you’re a few fries short of a Happy Meal?}

{I mean, it’s April now and also I’m kind of dead.}

{Which one, though?}

{I’m not THAT lonely…}

{I’m sure you’ve got your own thing going on, I won’t bind you to the cottage or anything. Besides, I’m in a committed relationship with my plant husbandry. Oh, and I’ll pay you in cheese toasties.}

{Wait, I ALREADY KNOW WHO YOU ARE, DANGIT! Just… do what you want, but don’t mess with any of my plants. Those’re mine to care for only.}

{I’m very particular about how my plants are cared for, especially Ol’ Blu. She’s very special to me, and I’d rather keep a watchful eye out on my own. Even if I gotta jump through hoops to keep them all in tip-top shape while I’m, y’know... dead?}

{Have you ever heard of Casper the Friendly Ghost? ‘Cause I’m practically his long lost relative.}

{I bet Adele’s got you on speed-dial as a back-up singer.}

{When will my reflection show who I am inside…?}

{It makes me worried for my plants. It’s been difficult taking care of them lately.}

{Santa doesn’t bring gifts to dead people.}

{Second, d’you even know how ghosts work? Even if someone wanted to kiss me, which is pretty unlikely at this point, it’d be like kissing a fog cloud. They’d go right through me.}

[And I ain’t your “boo”. I ain’t no one’s “boo”. Hardly anyone’s here t’ stick around and claim me anyhow... not that I can blame ‘em. I don’t expect anyone t’ want t’ hang around a ghost.]

{I... I just want to be back t’ my old self...}