Becoming Buffy

me checking the bottoms of very expensive ceramic plant pots for drainage

Sigourney Weaver to a bunch of children in the desert

“gender and sexuality are separate concepts” and “my gender and my sexuality are inherently connected in ways i cannot articulate clearly with words” are concepts that can and do coexist

Math and science are separate concepts, but those bitches always be intermingling…

no beatles or harry potter hell yeah

are we not gonna mention his reaction to having sex was making a harry potter reference

Thats just how harry potter fans are

Jane Austen really said ‘I respect the “I can fix him” movement but that’s just not me. He’ll fix himself if knows what’s good for him’ and that’s why her works are still calling the shots today.

Meanwhile Emily Brönte just said “We can make each other worse.” 

Mary Shelley said, "I can make him

“Woaah look at the moon” Me literally every night no matter what phase the moon is.

stealing is a crime AND drugs is a crime too BUT if you steal drugs the two crimes cancel out and it is like basically doing a good. trust me i am a lawyerman

words like "sin" and "guilt" need to be banned from food packaging. fuck you putting marshmallows in my hot chocolate is completely morally neutral

That’s not quite true. The reporter behind the story, Daphne Caruana Galizia, was murdered.

one thing the “winter is better than summer” crowd will never have on us summer enjoyers is centuries of tradition wherein spring and summer is conflated with joy and rebirth and fall and winter is associated with depression and death

Yet you participate in society, curious

Megayachts are not an inherent part of society you stupid cunt

No, Mike Pence got fucked by a horse. How else do you get the outside of a horse inside a man? 

Much. 

Horse must have been desperate

THANK YOU

The story of Balto is interesting. He led a team of sled dogs across the Alaskan wilderness in the dead of winter with diphtheria antitoxins to stop an outbreak in Nenana Alaska. Diphtheria is a deadly infectious disease that could wipe out a third of a town’s population. It is mostly unknown to the public today because of vaccines. Balto’s body is preserved in the Cleveland Museum of Natural History.

He’s a big hero of mine!

Togo and Balto didn’t bust their asses for dying children for you to turn around and not vaccinate your damn kids

Good doggos

I love it when dogs try to help but the task at hand requires zero dogs so they just kinda stand in front of you and look serious.