Passionately Apathetic

This is a book about me every time I visit family and stay overnight #whodunnit #midnightsnacks #hideyourfood #hideyourbooze #family https://www.instagram.com/p/BoS_DuKATdj/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=gdemnlwh9kn7

When you’re at a conference hotel that is next to a baseball stadium #ilovebaseball #baseballbutts #baltimoreorioles #tinabelcher (at SunTrust Park) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bn5EXjKg7LQ/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1817cqyhhfmyp

#tbt to that time I was a fucking boss at #IKEA...photo by co-boss @emilycarle #beltloop #ikeaboss #powerstance (at IKEA) https://www.instagram.com/p/BnZ8FsHASL3/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=a4swistutjj6

@cocacola is catering to approximately 3-4 actual human beings and 7 fairy tale villains with this bottle #shareacokewithcruella #callmegrizzyforshort

Caught a glimpse of my reflection today...I call this look “I woke up at noon at mom’s house” #poolsidecoffee #coffeebeforetalkie #islandlife (at Living on Kent Island, Maryland)

I love #baseball in any and all forms...and with the way the #orioles have been playing I might just quit MLB for a little while #minorleaguebaseball #jolietslammers #hotdogsoverhotelfood (at Joliet Route 66 Stadium)

How #millenials garden!!! If you don’t high speed garden, you’re living in the dial-up days bro! #instantgratificationalways (at Phoenix Art Museum)

No thanks Dr. Gilda Carle, I’m just gonna work on being a #BossBitch and let the guys attract themselves to me. If I wrote the book... “You’re All That: How to attract the good dogs and stop worrying about finding a man” #whosagoodboy

Because infanticide is illegal... #selfhelpbooks #questionablecoverart #horseyride