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we're not kids anymore.
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@bebbingtoe
oh god I had a really big epiphany about love and personhood but I'm too drunk for words. hold on I'm gonna paint it.
this. this is it.
this is literally what Emily Brontë was saying when she wrote “whatever souls are made of, his and mine are the same”
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whenever a young kid joins our staff at work im just like huh. guess im a father now.
these kids will be like “can you drive me home? i don’t have gas money but-” and im already pullin out my keys and am like. sweetheart, you are a child. i am not charging a child gas money.
i literally almost lunged across the counter to throw hands with some old hag who yelled at and insulted one of our 16 y/o girls but instead i threw her sandwich at her and told her to never fucking come back
old dudes will flirt with our young girls too and i’ll be like ay man this is a truck stop, normal customer service rules dont apply here. i can and will call the cops on you.
You go, Work Dad, you go.
i’m sitting at a starbucks in barnes n noble and there’s a small family w a little baby and the baby went “SCREEEEEEEEEgdblbghlb” and the dad goes “HEY! what does that even mean”
me talking to my cat
i am on here again????
im back?? after years?? time to clean out this shit ass blog lmao
happy mother’s day, earth. i’m sorry we are destroying you
For hundreds of thousands of years “mother earth” sent every horror under the sun against her human children. Plague, drought, famine, volcanic detonation, and destruction on an enormous scale decase after decade, century after century.
And you find fault with us?
A mother who tortured her children the way she’s tortured us isn’t fit to bear the title “mother”. A mother who feeds and then starves, a mother who gives birth and then slaughters…
That she should find our blade at her throat now should be a surprise to none involved. We owe her nothing, least of all the compassion she’s never shown us.
you ever hated women so much you pulled receipts on a fucking planet
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chaotic neutral
Watch: Biden continues, “We only have one sacred obligation.”
Damn, Biden where’d you come from???
My dude.
I’ve always had Leslie knope levels of love for biden. He’s from scranton, ask anyone around they’ll tell y oh what an amazing man he is
God I love this man.
Biden getting angry is my aesthetic
Okay, putting a flower crown on serial killers harms absolutely nobody. When was the last time someone was actually injured by a serial killer, the 50s? Sorry if you think this is a trend, but putting a circlet of flowers on top of a real human being that drove a 5 inch steel knife into an innocent persons beating heart can be qualified as self expression. Learn it. PS. I play reaper in overwatch and talk like solid snake when Im on the phone. I could hack the stock market if I needed to. Bye
i cant decide what my favorite line of this is
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new cool meme: find out what each of ur names mean and then shove them together
im white enchantress woman who works with stone
Fair-Haired watchman of the Strait
Born of Fire from the sandy lands
She of Streams and My great great grandfather was a felon who came up with a new identity when immigrating from Yugoslavia to Australia illegally so he came up with my last name out of thin air
God is gracious for this woman from fossilized tree resin of black
… sure
The light one is wise and lives in the marsh.
Pure flower god of sunshine
Ewe Hemp.
Light Daughter of Igor Descendant of Danila
Defender of man, brown warrior of dryf valley.
Fear me, o enemies of scotland.
Wandering youngling
Beautiful grace of God boatman
Yeah ok.
if we get bad news tomorrow i’m just going to sleep. night night America it’s nap time. i’ll sleep for 4 years i don’t give a fuck
I can’t even get a text back
relatable deaths from ancient times
chrysippus: died laughing at his own joke
zeuxis: died laughing at his own art
aeschylus: stayed outside in his old age to avoid a prophecy that he would die from having something fall on his head, died when an eagle thought his bald head was a rock and dropped a turtle on him to break its shell
plato: partied too hard
empedocles: jumped into a volcano to prove that he was immortal
philitas of cos: was such an incredible pedant that he wasted away while studying erroneous word usage
saint lawrence: roasted alive during christian persecution under valerian, joked that he was done on one side and needed to be flipped over
didius julianus: purchased the roman empire in an auction, ruled for 9 weeks, executed for being ineffective leader
petronius arbiter: sentenced to death by nero, opened his veins while enjoying a sumptuous dinner party, edited his will to list all of the reasons he hated nero
Tag urself I’m Plato
Don’t you think there is always something unspoken between two people?
Tennessee Williams, 27 Wagons Full of Cotton and Other Plays (via wordsnquotes)
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She’s not perfect but she sure knows how to win a vote
