♔The Handsome Hero;

“Missed you ‘bout as much as I miss bein’ covered in skag barf, pendejo. Now skitter off back to hell where you belong, while you still have both legs.”

❛ I’m sure you’ve used that threat against me before and it still hasn’t scared me off. Come on now, I know you can do far better than that. ❜

“Us? I don’t remember signing up for this little crusade and neither do the people of Pandora. And better isn’t the word I would use. Hypocritical maybe, but not better.”

“Whaaat? Come on now. I don't see anyone else trying to do anything better for this rock of a homeland, do you? A-and don't say that other companies are trying. We're not a war planet. We just need clean air and no dirty vagabonds.”

❛ Didja miss me, bird boy? I missed you.❜

“There is a difference, but you don’t seem to know it. Salted soil yields no crops and I’m pretty sure the agonized screaming is a pretty good indicator of torture.”

“Ugh. Here we go. Doc. Sweetheart. Light of my Lab-- we’ve got to focus on the positives here. Pandora is falling and someone needs to raise it back up. And that someone is us, Hyperion, leading the front lines into a new better world.”

“I was actually able to do productive things in your absence, but now I’m guessing you’re going to make me go back to mindless torture.” 

“Why does it always fall to that? I do not torture-- I experiment. There is a difference. I am also salting the earth to cleanse it. Tch, can’t believe you see me as some type of person to torture.”