Sometimes I think about Swatch deciding that clearly Spamton just needs an actual purpose — like any proper Darkener — to behave, and since he can’t function as an ad, but he is sturdy and good at reproducing (being spam and all that), he turns him into a Swatchling cum dump/baby factory. The element of nobody being verbally cruel and instead praising him/acting like they’re doing something good for him really fucks with his head.
YOUR BRAIN IS LOVELY. Yesyesyes! Swatch trapping him and attic wifing Spamton, except now he's the whole staff's cum dump/baby factory. I can I imagine him doing this heeheeheee.
*Imagining Swatch and Swatchlings taking the eggs away while Spamton is broody less than a few hours after he's laid them, and smillllles.*
Because Spamton might be fulfilling his new Purpose as a Darkner, but obviously he can't be trusted to make decisions or influence anything, like be around the eggs for longer the barely necessary, imagine him biting, fighting and cryinnnnnng... And of course they have to punish/train him to act better (both in a sexual and nonsexual way) after his 'outbursts', obviously. Force him to cry and apologize and even 'accept' his apologies, then begin the cycle all over again.
(Also okay okay I think Spamton, and addisons in general, should have orgasmic ovi/egg laying, because imagine how much it'll fuck with Spamton's head because of all the forced pleasure/orgasms...)
Good, gooooood ask, so tasty.
