every time i try to come up with new and improved ways to torture spamton it always circles back to stuff that happened in canon. hes truly one of the characters ever

do you think Spamton has maxed out on suicidality yet. How many times could you assault him before that happens

I think the thought of mentioning Spamton’s dollness making him violently turned off and ill kind of goes triple platinum in the gross noncon category..