buckle up kids twilight is gay property now

Aro: I’ll have Marcus marry Didyme and then he’ll never leave the Volturi

edward: are you sure you want to become a blood sucking vampire that will never age and live forever and ever hating yourself because you will never get to heaven

I still can’t get over smeyer being a grown-ass adult and still hating other woman THAT much…. Literally the only women in the saga she doesn’t actively shit on are Esme, the housewife, and angela, the quiet preacher’s daughter. Every other woman is somehow terrible; Jessica’s jealous and insincere, Renee is selfish and an awful mother, Rosalie is vain and a jerk, Alice is shallow and talks too much, Tanya’s annoying and slutty bc she’s interested in Edward, Lauren is obsessed with popularity and has no meaningful aspirations, Leah is whiny and bitter…

Hey, the tiniest details are sometimes the most important. For instance, the car Edward drives in the book is a silver Volvo, right? Who really cares what exact make and model you get for the film adaptation as long as it’s some sort of silver Volvo, right? But Stephenie Meyer said it was a 2005 Volvo S60r. And choosing anything else for Edward’s main vehicle is honestly a mistake because the 2005 Volvo S60r has a button that pops the back headrests down to get rid of blind spots and Edward could totally use that feature when Emmett (or anyone else) gets annoying. Does the C30; even have that feature? If it doesn’t, why would you take that away from him?