hippie

Being the reason behind someone's smile is such a nice feeling, you never know what they've gone through that day and it could be the only friendly encounter they've had in a while..

The more you give the softer your heart becomes

No, Mike Pence got fucked by a horse. How else do you get the outside of a horse inside a man? 

Much. 

Horse must have been desperate

Val: Hey, can you watch my drink while I go to the bathroom? Ulysses: Sure, but are you sure it’s a good idea to ask a guy you barely know to watch your drink? Val: Earlier I watched you mouth all the words to a Taylor Swift song and figured you were harmless. Ulysses: Word, I got you.

-when you come out of the movie theater and it’s dark outside

im a big sappy crybaby bitch anyway but absolutely nothing brings tears to my eyes like love confessions where the person has been pining for so long that their voice cracks on the word “love” from the sheer raw emotion of it all