It's all fine, though. I don't mind you having the username, really. Just as long as you don't try to impersonate me ^_^ or say that you're me.

I am a very generous person, you see. You can just keep it.

And also i don't mind our little roleplay, it was fun

WAITWAITWAITWAITWAIT-- Don't you dare back down now, Birthday! This is NOT what I had planned when I saw you post a picture of this blog on your Tw*tter. I intended to return this username to its rightful owner, and I will NOT tolerate such cowardly behavior!

I pulled an all-nighter, fully intending to sleep through the day. But instead, I stayed awake just so I could engage in some ROLEPLAYING with a Dazai-kinnie online. I sacrificed my beauty sleep just so we could play around, all for the sake of finally reclaiming your title, ONLY FOR YOU TO BACK DOWN?????

I KNOW YOU LIVE IN POLAND, I KNOW I AM ONLY ONE HOUR AHEAD OF YOU. SEND ME AN ASK WITH A SPECIFIC FUCKING TIME SO WE CAN TRY. I WON'T DIRECTLY RESPOND TO YOUR ESTABLISHED TIME, BUT I'LL SIMPLY POST A THUMBS UP OR DOWN TO INDICATE WHETHER THE TIME WORKS FOR ME.

So... What now

Alright so i just want to clarify that i am completely willing to change my username for you. My main concern is that after i change mine you might leave enough time for someone else to take it.

I choose scissors, what about you?

So, yadhtrib, how do we fight over who claims the username beastbirthday >_< ??!! A knife fight?

Hmm... Majority vote? Rock-Paper-Scissors? Booty shaking competition? Maybe we should go to karaoke to sing Ado, and the person who's vocal cords do not explode will win?

And yet you won't even reveal your name to me. I feel a little bit heartbroken!

I do love you please don't leave me i know it's stupid but i just can't give you my name please believe me i really do love you! I am genuinely sorry you feel that way, i want to help you with that as much as i can, but i just can't give you my name.

I never told you this… But i hate my name, because it always reminds me of how i wasn't planned, how my family would have been better off without me, how much my mother regrets having me. She really wanted to abort me when she accidentally fell pregnant, but abortions were so looked down upon she was basically forced to birth me, no matter how much she hated me. She didn't even think of a name for me, she just gave me her middle name.

I hate my name, i hate it because she would always tell me how she wished she just would have gotten rid of me when she had the chance, how the family could have possibly afford more food if it wasn't for me.

I hate my name, it always reminds me that there was no thought behind it, because my mother didn't want me, how she hated me and how everyone would have been better off and happier if i just didn't exist.

My name reminds me that i wasn't wanted, that i wasn't welcomed to the family i was birthed into, that i was nothing more than a burden and a regret. I couldn't even choose myself a nickname, they would always just bring me back to the reasoning of why i chose to use a different name.

With my fellow council member Dolcedazai, we've come to the conclusion that a fight with me would lead to death, my skill within battle being far too powerful for a mere mortal like you.