When you possess the biggest bulge on K Street, life’s not easy. Professional decorum dictates that you wear loose, pleated trousers to work, but your colleagues still can’t keep themselves from discreetly glancing downward (you’d think they would have gotten used to it by now!) And you can’t walk down the street without encountering a cockhound who’ll go blocks out of his way to just watch your protruding genitals bounce and shift under the thin fabric. Your wife gave up trying to deal with it a long time ago, and the few times you tried fucking one of those dudes who came onto you at the gym, even they couldn’t handle it properly. What’s a guy supposed to do? It isn’t easy being hung like a mule.

Guess who’s coming soon?

Here comes the Bulge! (1)

The Biggest Bulge on K Street returns!

No words… just bulge.

Judge it for yourself. #chairmanofthebulge

Sometimes the pleated pants conceal it. #chairmanofthebulge

Finally spotted. The moment many have been waiting for… The first of 20+ new photos…

Here comes The Bulge (by popular demand)