BEARCAT

People say the British are nice and polite but I think they’re forgetting that we once hated a British Prime Minister so much that upon her death the entire country got “Ding-Dong The Witch Is Dead” to Number 2 in the charts the British may not be as forward as some other countries but holy shit can we fuck you up

I’m pretty sure every colonized country already knows that yall evil as fuck but whatever

^^^^👏👏👏

I feel like Lana Del Rey is the friend at the sleepover that disappears in the middle of the night and you find her fucking your dad

i think you need new friends

Madonna did not kiss Drake. She sucked his youth out of him. She cursed him. You know what happens when Madonna “kisses you”? Tupac died, Britney went crazy, Basquiat died, & Dennis Rodman is the epitome of “wtf”. Im pretty sure theres others. Pray for ya boy Drizzy. 

Do not allow your loneliness to lower your standards.