kakashi spontaneously wakes up at 3 am and decides to sit on the supermarket roof and read porn until just before the sun comes up. sasuke wakes up at 6 am and decides he needs to buy tomatoes and thinks the grocery store should be open and they both spot each other, two complete weirdos
gai and lee go out for early morning runs and see both of them like "our competition is also at it this early in the morning.... as is fitting for geniuses of their caliber" but sasuke is just silently throwing pebbles at kakashi from the sidewalk























