Stranger Things
we're not kids anymore.
Jules of Nature
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trying on a metaphor
Cosmic Funnies
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Not today Justin
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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Y/n: I still don't understand why we are trying to trap boobs?
Tony: For the last time, Cap said to set up booby traps so we're doing what he said!
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Cap: WHY ARE THERE BREAST LEVEL WIRES EVERYWHERE?
Y/n: They're booby traps :)
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IM BACK
Basically I've been gone for a while now due to technical problems due to my old phone breaking and making me loose all of my emails, accounts, passwords etc. Luckily, I have managed to obtain this account once more!!
Y/n, falling down a flight of stairs: Shit!
Natasha: Graceful, as always
Tony: For gender, he put 'yes' and for religious views they put 'Of course'.
Loki: Who am I to stop you from worshipping me?
Y/n: I want to keep her.
Young!Y/n: I want to be Steve when I grow up!
Sam: Have fun being cranky all the time
Bucky: And having major issues with swear words
Sam: Yeah, what is up with that?
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Steve, driving Y/n, Wanda and Pietro: How was your day at school?
Pietro and Y/n: We almost got suprise adopted!
Steve: What?
Wanda: We almost got kidnapped
Steve: Okay
Steve, slamming on the breaks: WHAT!?
*Y/n crying in the background*
Peter: Are you crying because your mad or upset?..
Y/n: Would you stop fucking asking me, I don't know! I've been trying to kill that fucker for years and this old bitch comes in and just kills him!
*Peter just nods*
Nat: Not everyone likes you, you're not Y/n
Tony: Not everyone likes Y/n
Nat: What?
Tony: ...
Nat *pulling out a clipboard*: Names. Give me names.
*The avengers come back from a mission*
Nat: Welcome, fellow idiots
Y/n: Hey, Natty!
Nat *With heart eyes*: No, you're not an idiot
Y/n: You underestimate me
Y/n: I thought it was funny.
Kate: Of course you think it's funny. You started laughing at a funeral because you remembered a meme you saw on Facebook.
Y/n: I still think it's funny
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Y/n: Tony do you remember that Vitamin bottle, look. I got a new one
Tony: Yeah I remember
*they both laugh*
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*later that night*
Y/n *Drunk as shit*: I don't know how I'm getting home tonight
Tony: Oh true
Y/n: I haven't um, figured that out yet. I think maybe I'll just-
Tony: Who knows if you'll even go home tonight, you might find a cutie who likes your vitamin bottle!
Y/n: No! No!
[This quote is from DarrenLevyOfficial on YouTube]
Wanda [In another universe, with Vis and her boys + Y/n]: Family is forever, nothing will tear us apart-
Strange [Comes out of a portal, America and Wong in tow]: I'm sorry-
Wanda: Dont even.
Y/n: Me and Peter-
Tony: The correct term is 'Peter and I'
Y/n: Not all of us got the smart gene, Tony!
*DC UNIVERSE*
Harley: I really like what'cha selling lady... But there one teeny problem...
*Y/n wipes a fake tear*
Harley: You messed with my friends!
Y/n *off screen*: Preach, sister!
Y/n *handing Wanda her delivery food*: That'll be £10.70 please, Mrs Maximoff.
Wanda *hands Y/n the money, she sighs*: You know, Y/n.. There's a lot of food I ordered and I don't have anyone to eat it with..
Y/n *completely oblivious*: Why don't you call Piet? Anyways, I'll see you around. Bye Wanda!
*Wanda facepalms*
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Scarlet Witch/wizard from another universe!Reader: I don't need you.. to tell me who.. I am.
Strange: There's two of them?
Wanda: I surprised myself, Stephen
Y/n: Listen, not all the avengers have daddy issues. Tony Stark has them, sure. Same with, Nat, Yelena, Peter, Thor and Loki but some of us don't. Like me-
Tony: Don't flatter yourself. You called Capsicle dad the other day during a mission
Y/n: Dad! Tony's being mean again!
Bucky: This family makes me want to kill people.