Alexander Lee

whenever i see a sleeping kitties paws unguarded i understand exactly how eve felt about the apple

I can hear my kid playing supermarket by herself and she’s telling all the customers that they are disgusting and they need to leave

And she's right

me? an idiot? who gets attached to people way too fast? well yeah of course

Three months from now I will be better, happier, wealthier, and more stable than I have ever been.

I’m currently in the process of rebranding my entire life. What you see right now is nothing compared to the life that I am getting ready to manifest.

*dies trying to hit the high notes in Chandelier*

oscar worthy

There are people who’ll eat ass but think tap water is disgusting

Dear August, please be good to me.