Boardies and Boners

He always takes you for rides or to eat at night, so romantic. That is till he's destroying your ass while covering your mouth just to leave you alone after it with a kiss on your forehead. Even more romantic ain't it?

When meeting this nerdy guy in discord you though you were up with a scrawny fucker, turns out he's just a very BIG nerd, not just in the having watched every one piece episode 3 times way, but also in the having 130kg of muscle kinda of way, just perfect for you

He's the perfect stereotypical dumb jock, just a little too obsessed with you and your cock. He loves showing you off to his bros, they all know that his massive himbo ass belongs to you

He's the best player in the rugby team, and by far the stupidest one, but just too hot and cute to resist. He always fucks you after winning a game, each goal he scores counts as a fuck session, but considering he always forgets what number he was in, you two always go all night.

Coming home from work, you find this bull on the train so horny he's basically drunk. Luckily for you, you look like the perfect antidote to his need.

Turns out the self-possessed, arrogant, narcisist and sarcastic jock is actually a hopeless romantic, sending you gifts, letters, flowers, sending audios at night longing for you. Even better when he's fucking you open saying how much he loves you.

He's a cocky bastard, always showing off, loves to sweep you off your feet, really into that "alpha" shit. Fortunately for you, you love to fuck some alpha's mouth.

I must wear something gay.