of course he’s my boyfriend! pt 1
description: jeff winger can get any girl he wants, and plans to do so when reader asks him for directions. imagine his shock when she not only rejects him, but tells him she’s dating his weirdest friend.
pairing: abed nadir x f!reader
warnings/tags: y/n is used, reader is a nerd, brief depiction of reader’s appearance but nothing too specific, jeff winger (bc i think hes a warning by himself), author’s first time properly writing in years so i hope this turns out alright 😓
requested?: yes! by @0-n-1-x
wc: 1k
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jeff winger is a ladies man, no doubt about it. it is obvious by his nonchalant charm and good looks that he can have women’s hearts fluttering at the drop of a hat. he can get any girl he wants- at least, that’s what he thought.
the man is leaning lazily against his car one morning, thumbs whirring to text god knows who. all of a sudden, a perfectly manicured hand comes into his line of sight to tap his shoulder. he trails his bored eyes from the finger, up the arm to the face of whoever is interrupting his precious text and- woah.
a beautiful young woman stands in front of him. your hair frames your face in a way that looks effortless yet perfectly curated. your soft yet captivating eyes stare into his, and are illuminated by your long eye lashes that had been styled with mascara. your glossy lips are pulled into a polite smile, and jeff feels his own mouth turn to a smirk.
today is my lucky day, he thinks.
“sorry for interrupting, but do you know where Study Room F is?” you ask, your voice sounding sweet and gentle. jeff subtly sweeps his eyes up and down your figure.
“i do. in fact, i was just about to head there now. how ‘bout i lead the way?” jeff stands up straight, making you look up at him at his full height.
“oh, thank you! that’s very kind.” you smile even brighter. jeff starts to lead you towards the main building.
“yeah, no problem. it’s what i do.” he winks, to which you laugh in response.
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“so do you go to school here?” you ask as jeff guides you through the halls, the sound of your heels clicking on the floor only adding to your overall alluring self.
“unfortunately, yes. but only for a little while longer- after this i’m going back to my law firm.” jeff brags, hoping to impress you. to his surprise, you don’t seem overly fazed.
“oh, that’s cool. my friend is studying to be a lawyer, too. she says it’s pretty difficult.” you hum, while looking through your handbag. you soon pull out a sleek tube of lip gloss. you uncap it, and swipe the glossy brush over your enticing lips. jeff finds himself staring, before he snaps out of it and remembers to respond.
“yeah, well, uh, it comes pretty naturally to me. so, are you new here? i could give you a tour of the rest of the school. i only charge five bucks per classroom, you’d be crazy not to say yes.” he grins, shining his white teeth at you.
“while that is a steal, i’m actually not a student here. i’m just visiting someone,” you laugh, and jeff swears he had heard an angel sing. “in fact, i’m actually a bit late.”
“oh yeah? i’m sure whoever it is wouldnt mind waiting a little longer, if it’s so that you get to talk to me.” jeff flirts, and you let out what sounds like a mix between a scoff and a laugh. you guys turn the corner, heading into the library.
“well, i’m not so sure about that- i don’t even know your name!”
“it’s jeff. jeff winger. but you could just call me… anytime. can i have your number?” he smiles at you as you come to a stop outside of Study Room F. your expression contorts slightly, showing that you’re feeling awkward.
“oh, uhm, sorry, but i have a boyfr-”
“y/n!”
you and jeff turn your heads to see… abed?
he’s walking towards the two of you with a small smile curving his lips. before jeff can spit out some witty inquiry, you cheer.
“abed! hi, i’m so sorry i’m late! i stopped off in a convenience store to get us drinks, but i ran into sandy, and you know how she is- just can never read the ‘i need to go but i’m trying to be polite’ vibe, and just kept going on and on about her sister and her husband!” in the time it takes for you to explain, you have made your way over to abed and laced your fingers with his. jeff watches, in what feels like slow motion, as you cup abed’s jaw, and plant a gentle kiss on his cheek.
jeff is speechless- and he’s not the only one experiencing such a reaction. annie let out a little gasp, shirley had herself a surprised giggle, britta tried not to look shocked and troy’s jaw nearly hit the ground with how low it dropped.
upon feeling the tense silence and stares upon you, abed and you turn to the group, still holding hands.
“oh. guys, this is my girlfriend, y/n. y/n, this is annie, shirley, troy, britta and you seem to already know jeff.” he says, pointing out each person as he says their name.
“hi everyone. it’s nice to meet you! i’ve heard a lot about you.” you smile, giving a small wave with your free hand.
it takes everyone a moment to snap out of their shocked stupor and respond with greetings of their own. well, some responding with… other things.
“abed! you have a hot girlfriend?! and you never told me?!” gasps troy, acting as if he had been double crossed.
“it never came up.” replied abed, his monotone, casual voice juxtaposing the atmosphere of the room.
“how did you two even meet? you guys seem… pretty different… not that that’s a bad thing!” asked britta.
“we met at a DVD store. we both wanted to rent The Breakfast Club.” you smile at the memory.
“it was the perfect meet-cute.” abed adds, making you giggle as you look up at him with stars in your eyes.
annie and shirley coo at the two of you, mentioning that you both are cute and look very happy. you thank them and abed nods with pride.
jeff, on the other hand, is still shocked. no way this beautiful woman is dating abed! this must be one of abed’s little movie spoofs, or something. but nobody could fake the love you have in your eyes when you look at abed. so how on earth did abed bag you?! jeff needs to know- and he will make sure he does.
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hi i hope you enjoyed! i’m sorry that this is only pt 1 but i actually need to work on using tumblr more bc idk how to save a draft and like come back to it later without posting it and i’m tired so 😭 i’ll work on pt 2 soon! also yes i got rid of pierce hope that’s ok i just hate that guy snd idrk how to write for him…
