“What a shame the poor groom’s bride is a—”

“Watermelon?”

“No!!!”

Joe asking Donald to shut up

• when RBB and SBB had a photo out with them for multiple shows until we figured out who it was (which just showed how they were keeping up with fandom discussion). the person ended up being Larry Grayson and the photo chosen had a signature that read “Love, Larry.” 15 minutes before the show started, the photo was gone

• when they were photographed with the drag queens

• the first time RBB was pictured reading a book which was k.d. Lang’s “All You Get is Me” which uncover’s k.d.’s deepest emotions, from commitment to animal rights that threatened to ruin her career, to her coming to terms with a sexuality that made her an unwitting poster girl for the lesbian and gay community.

• When they were sat with photos of Princess Diana and Prince Charles who suffered from rumors of unwanted pregnancies and secret relationships while the babygate news was still fresh

• when the bears had just started their twitter account, they began a countdown on October 20th. during this time they were absent from the stage. On the 22nd of October, that’s when 1D cancelled their first ever show

• when the bears reappear, they have literal SECURITY GUARDS protecting them and two stage lights colored blue and green spotlit on the bears (how the fuck did any of this happen i’m still in a daze)

• when a photo appeared of RBB with one of harry’s childhood friends and they were at a gay bar. coincidentally, louis was across the street from that bar the same night.

• the fucking CERTIFICATE for being “Fabulous” that was obviously written in harry’s handwriting

• the bears having their own phone number that is still active to this DAY

• when it was proven that the bears travel? with them? off tour? and they were in LA for jimmy kimmel. that night on Kimmel he did a dumb sketch trying to get a 1D potato account to have as many followers as possible which was obviously a dig at fans. later, RBB & SBB posted on their twitter a photo of them with angry eyebrows and a potato masher.

• everything about this fucking photo from the keys to the tabs to the home screen. the attention to detail??

• when the band went home for the holidays and the bears only changed their location to 🏡 when both louis and harry were in England.

• when the bears posted a photo of their dvd and book collection and one of the books had a library sticker that read it was from holmes chapel

• RBB being photographed in front of “The Bears Head Inn” when it was only 5 minutes away from holmes chapel.

• the day of the “birth” RBB posted a photo of him on the toilet reading a “Little Book of Calm”

This is Louis merch:

This is a child babygate with a DNA strand across it with *** **   written on it

Anon. This is nothing short of exquisite. I cannot thank you enough. The fear in that tiny rich white man's eyes...it nourishes me.