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i'm not a brony but It's a the Masked Man competition... that I judge! you: why not me:

Poniii ponyo pon pon poni ponyo Hillary Clinton pon pon grah pon

kink unlocked: guys with broken magical transgirls side effect: broken they/them pronouns

pwease no Alcor the Dreambender-y

While you were partying, I studied panic

kink unlocked: guys with broken horses side effect: broken mechanically separated chicken

JUST SO EVERYONE KNOWS god fucking dammit, i hate being online but i NEED PEOPLE to scream about Corbeau from Pokemon DIRECTLY INTO MY EYEBALLS

here's what the electoral map would look like if only memes could vote

SJWs cured my depression

everyone's always like "stop saying the germ theory of disease so much, we're in church, grandma is crying"

what is hard to swallow pills. 3 pages due tomorrow, double spaced

109-Year-Old Woman Said Secret To Long Life Is Avoiding Alcohol Enemas

Honestly NASA is taking photographs of the DMCA

The A in LGBTQIA is for Tom Cortina ass lust

MY DAD: I learned about CMU from The Big Bang Theory ME: I guarantee you didn't

FUCK THIS: The Ballad of My Alternate Personality Who Likes Vaporwave but now im disgusted & also going to jail

most romantic thing a guy can say to me is that he enjoyed cash money YAAAAAAAAAAAAAS