just a sprout

Kori: What??? Also no. Vaz is ugly and sounds like a birth control.

Baz: 😔 wow you guys really don't care about my dreams of getting a new Greek identity smh.

Sage: Omg, what????

Sage: How did you find out? Who is she? Is your mom married to her brother? That's like, a Greek thing right?

Sage: Also please don't, Vaz looks like... idk, vag with a Z.

Baz: Yen Sid ran some kind of freaky magic DNA test on me! Her name is Circe and she's not married at all and she's so pretty and she's the goddess of MAGIC. Idk how that gave me my healing powers but my running theory is an affair with Apollo. He's like, a health god or whatever. But like...what if I have other powers that I never knew I had!

Whoa, I didn’t break up with Sylvie to date anyone else. I did it to focus on me. So like...I guess I’m dating myself. #WaltfestWanker, amirite?

Baz: Guys

Baz: I'm a god.

It’d be really rad if I were related to like, Hades or Chernabog or something. Rad and not scary at all. 

I got in touch with Yen Sid about finding my birth parents and he’s looking into it for me! I should find out by the end of the month. 

Oh, obviously because I just hate her guts. 

Orion: FLAMMABLE?

Orion: Oh yeah, remind me after something happens to Walt again to try out some of my dad's locator spells. But you're single?? Dude what happened?

Baz: Ya! They'll totally catch fire if you hold them near an open flame.

Orion: Yup!

Orion: Thanks dude. Are you kidding? I'm TERRIFIED! I'm going to be a DAD! To a tiny breakable baby!

Baz: SO TINY. SO BREAKABLE. And flammable, too!

Orion: DUDE I KNOW!

Orion: Apparently Pose was taking her birth control wrong the whole time and that was like all we were doing so...yeah.

Baz: Oh, whoa. Wild, man.

Orion: If what you think is that I'm going to be a dad in a few months, then yup! It's what you think it is.

Orion: Surprise!

Baz: DUDE!!!!!!!!!

Baz: ummmmm.....so I follow Posey on Instagram.

I don’t know much about produce, but I do know that anything is possible! And that you’re the best kind of weird! It could also be like, really humid or something, but inono! I love that you notice these kind of things though! In movies plants and stuff always wither and die when something magically bad is about to happen, so what if it is some kind of like, after effect? Like, residual stuff? Or something different all together? What happens then?

I really don’t know! Maybe it’s the world trying to warn me not to find my birth parents? Like it’s some kind of omen? It can’t possibly be magic...But maybe it’s some kind of metaphor. I think I’m about ready to give up anyway, so maybe the warning worked.

Maybe that virus snuck in and got in all the food and that’s the only sign that we’re basically in a death crock pot waiting to get cooked.

That....makes very little sense. I’m just like, at work we have to keep throwing away fruit and there’s only so much banana bread I can make. Which, by the way, do you want some banana bread? I made like five loaves. 

@sylviethorne is my girlfriend, and I love that for me.