BATYRS

Scott Taylor, one of the most remarkable solo players in vintage porn.

“Even though Scott only has sex with himself, I think he is one of the most erotic people in the business, because you can’t pay somebody to be as crazy as Scott Taylor is in a movie.” - Al Parker on Scott Taylor

Of course it’s fucking explicit. And I flagged my blogs as such long ago with Tumblr’s handy Visibility feature. Tumblr failed to keep minors out of sites labeled explicit, though, so they’re stopping explicit posts. Of adults, no one should be able to see my blog except adults who want to. But guess what.

The purpose of my blogs is to turn men on snd hopefully get them to beat their meat. The same reasons I founded Frank Nash’s Masturbatorium in the first place in the mid-‘90s. I’ve run it on Yahoo Groups, Flickr and Tumblr. There will be another way.

Here’s where the world learned of goons (now mostly called gooners) and edging. Neither was my term, but they’re yours thanks to the Masturbatorium. Remember the Yellow Thumb Club? Celebration of poppers for extreme fantasy and pleasure.

Tumblr will lose tens of thousands of members overnight. I hope it brings Tumblr to its knees, where it can sadly not suck my cock for the time being. So be it. This too, etc.

True happiness comes from putting your penis first.

If you get a boner, whip it out and masturbate. If you see porn you like, bookmark it and masturbate. If you crave inspiration, play bate tunes and masturbate. If you need friends, join Bateworld and masturbate. If you feel lonely, Skype a bator and masturbate. If your brain gets in the way, popper up and masturbate. If your cock goes semi, wear a cockring and masturbate.

Allow penis to control your life. Use every single tool at your disposal to indulge the needs of your penis. Poppers, porn, penis gear, sex toys, bate tunes, bate websites, phone lines, chat rooms, give your cock everything that it asks for and keep masturbating! Accept your need to masturbate. Accept this inevitable addiction to penis and everything to do with penis pleasure. Addiction is GOOD and HOLY. There is no shame, only ever-growing levels of pleasure for you. Addiction is enlightenment.

Recognize that cock is GOD, and serving Priapus will bring you endless pleasure. You will be at your happiest when you are able to shut off your brain and allow your penis to literally take over control of your body.

Some guys tell me they’re unsure or even afraid to masturbate more. I’d say to try the following.

If you haven’t yet masturbated an entire day, arrange to set aside a day off to try it. On that day, wake up (hopefully with morning wood), and start masturbating immediately. Keep masturbating and edging as long as you possibly can. If you get hungry, quickly get some food all the while still fondling your penis. (It’s important to keep stimulating your penis so that you get to where you need that feeling in your penis.)

If you cum, rest a bit. If you feel sleepy, nap. Otherwise keep looking at porn (or doing whatever makes you horny) so that you get hard again and can resume masturbating as soon as possible. It is very important that you never do anything to suppress the urge to masturbate. Listen to your penis.

If you’ve gone the whole day doing nothing but masturbating, you should look back and feel good, feel accomplished at pleasuring and serving your penis, feel proud. Do all-day sessions again as soon as possible.

Once you’ve done several all-day sessions, graduate to an all-weekend sessions, that is do nothing but masturbate from Friday night to Sunday night. (Stock up on food, run quick errands after work during the week.)

Sometimes, even sites for supposedly chronic masturbators, some guys will comment that you shouldn’t let your masturbation get to the point where it interferes with a “normal” life. I strongly disagree. I truly believe that you should masturbate as much as you want (or better, need) to and that more masturbation should always be encouraged regardless of how much a guy already masturbates. Discouraging any amount of masturbation just creates feelings of guilt and shame and that’s, of course, not good.