we used to be friends

not giving us all our notifications. or even most of them. like, it won’t tell me i have an ask at all, EXCEPT FOR THE RED FLAG ON MY INBOX, which isn’t a notification, it’s the red you’ve got mail flag people have on their mailboxes. I NEED TO PREPARE. IS IT HATE? IS IT A MEME? I CAN’T GO INTO THIS BLIND.

unfollowing people AT FUCKING RANDOM. confirmed. not an urban myth. have experienced MYSELF with a mutual I WOULD NEVER HAVE UNFOLLOWED.

put up ads that are sometimes TOTALLY INAPPROPRIATE. thanks, algorithm that apparently reads minds but not what we’re actually doing on our computers/phones. i recommend anti-capitalism xkit extension on desktop. mobile, you’re on your own. reblog to save a life from “SHOULDER MASSAGERS” popping up on a dash.

so if you start seeing blogs with blurred out icons or safe mode posts, you know it’s your turn to go turn safe mode back off.

Madonna of Loreto, 1604, Caravaggio