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One of the most intimate things I can see Katniss and Peeta doing is resting a hand over the other's heart. Just picture them cuddling in bed, feeling each other's heart beating. After all they went through, they'd want to bask in the feeling of being alive, together.

Need some fables AESOP

Crucially #myshane plays to his twentieth season which is just long enough to have the experience of meeting Ottawa's new draft prospect, also named Shane, and to smile and jokingly say, "Hey nice name," and for the rookie to gulp and say, "Thank you sir I am named after you" and that makes Shane sit in his stall and stare at the floor between his skates for. Significantly too long to be healthy.

i like to think that in prime time dennis sat mac and charlie on opposite sides of the table so that they wouldn't distract eachother and ruin the dinner like how in school teachers would separate kids from their friends when they talked too much and disrupted the lesson

There is no Love on that island

mug that says dont talk to me until ive learned to produce meaningful utterances

Imagine how difficult of an adjustment it will be for Shane and Ilya to not only be on the same team but to never actually share the ice (except on the power play). They're stuck watching their man be far and away the best player out there without the distraction of being mid-play themselves and they've lost their outlet for channelling all of their sexual tension into something reasonably acceptable for audiences. Imagine the fan edits of them just sitting on the bench, chewing on their mouthguard, while shooting obvious fuck-me-eyes at the other. Ilya's urge to check Shane into the boards is unreasonable. As soon as Shane gets on the ice he shoots off like a bat out of hell to burn off his excess energy. They can't even fucking look at each other in the locker room. As soon as they're home Ilya is throwing Shane up against the wall as hard as he would have done if they were both wearing pads. Those first few months they both acquire more bruises off the ice than on it.

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