Ask Casino World

Jongler: Um, hi. We'se on da break room. Havinr ours lunch break

Battat: Yes, pippins make up a large portion of the total darkners. As to your other question, they're both. One needs money to gamble with, after all. That applies to… almost everyone. All of casino world's citizens are gamblers. That goes double for Bet Palace's employees The casino is the biggest employer this side of the Dark World. Most of the folks work, have worked or will work khere. The casino is, of course, open 24/7. The employees work in shifts. That way, everyone has their shot at playing. Darkners work for money, spend it on the casino, then work to pay off any debts they have have accrued… if they can resist betting it all and 10x their earnings, of course. After all, you only need to get lucky once. Pretty nifty, huh? The system feeds itself! Piece of cake to run, right? NOT AT ALL. Every day theres a new fire to put out. Managing these idiots is a thankless job, but somebody has got to do it

The starring role? Oh, youre too kind! But its not like that at all. Mr. Battat might not regularly make an appearance on the casino's floor, seeing as he does most of his work from the comfort of the upper floor's office, but i guarantee he's the star of the show! he does it all! from disciplining employees to rewarding winners. His name is on every wall… on worker's paychecks and on player's debt settlements agreements. You cant escape him. This is his world, and his influence trickles down to everyone regardless of rank. Although i definitedly have my own fair share of duties, im but an assistant who aids him in making the magic happen.

Hello cherished employees! im sure youve been working tirelessly, and i noticed a lack of questions sent my way, so i decided to drop in and offer assistance in managing your fun little project- "We, at the blog management HQ, formally apologize for the hiatus. We are proud to announce that the show is back on and the blog will be back to being updated regularly. Thank you for the patience"

Friend: Being a good Friend is a full time job, haha! …huh? the question is how we support each other ? Well… Friend doesn't get upset! That's counter-intuitive to the job, isn't it.

Gm (Other employee running the blog): [nods]