mr beast is in the epstein files

to ben quite franklin with you,

econony is fucked as hell so i’m going to try a bunch of gas station boner pills and start a class action lawsuit against which ever one hurts me the most badly

imagine cloth mother and wire mother in family court competing for custody of the baby monkey

I Have Softness For You

i have milk for you

Stop.

Cut the baby monkey in half

forgotten middle child syndrome the number 68 stuck between her funny number siblings 67 and 69. is this anything.

elvis died because it wasnt getting enough fiber

ive never fucked up someones pronouns this badly before, sorry

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

oh this is my post

eating a bullet call that kirkish delight

What jobs even exist