p i s s h e l l

*eats incense like pocky sticks*

Don’t be afraid to destroy men’s lives over crimes they chose to commit.

LOUDER

women are… like pasta

i love eating both

janelle monae wrote this at 2:30 am from her samsung smart fridge

Gays not knowing strap means gun and straights not knowing strap means strap on has been the funniest miscommunication on the Internet so far

what’s yalls NGAAT (nipple gender assigned at tumblr)

please may i have some coochie

We all have our own sexy little forms of escapism. Mine is pretending to be a farmer/baker that is wildly popular and beloved. My friends is to live in a mountain area and raise goats. Its the little things

the tags on these are so good tag your escapist fantasies

shout out to my incoherent bitches!! shout out to all the babes out there who dont make no fuckin sense!!!

I love when kittens lay down and you see their little tummy and its like a sign from God