Bastion of Evil [Hiatus]

“And you’re just a never-ending well of insults. You’re a one-trick pony your own self. Boring.”

“Trying to get in everyone’s pants,” she corrected, “it’s not like I ever actually get any action…”

“You’re about as picky as the hounds, which isn’t saying much.”

“It’s always the same with you. You don’t get what you want, so you start mouthing off.” Big unimpressed eyeroll. “You never have anything new or interesting to say. It’s just insults and whining about how lonely you are. Boring.”

“Trying to get in everyone’s pants,” she corrected, “it’s not like I ever actually get any action…”

“You’re about as picky as the hounds, which isn’t saying much.”

Makes a BIG LOUD YAWN at the bullshit going on.

*Hermione Granger voice* “Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon…”

Muffled comment about an island bicycle.

“Pardon???”

“I'm not saying you’re a slut, but if you were money you’d be a penny; two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.”

Makes a BIG LOUD YAWN at the bullshit going on.

*Hermione Granger voice* “Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon…”

Muffled comment about an island bicycle.