Bastians Bullshit

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I've been looking into some more human-like upgrades for myself, and I might actuslly test them out soon!

you are baby would give headpats 10/10

My old man is kinda weird.

Ive seen a bunch of other types of creatures. Werewolves, clowns, mermaids, insects, aliens... but no other robots?

Someone just told me to "break a leg".

No, I don't plan on taking my mask off. It's important that I keep it on at all times.

Just learned how to turn asks on. You'd think that, as a robot, I'd know how to work a website. But no.

Ya know what's weird? Like, my face from the upper lip up, and my torso, they all look, feel, and function like their real. But by jaw, arms, legs, and internals are artificial.