“I wanna fucking connect through penis.”

Just with that quote from Joejacker’s voicemail, we leave you to listen his voicemail that was recorded while he was edging and gooning out. Enough said.

The Huff

Sounds of cellophane being removed

Black cap nude ready for you

You hear the fizz from the caps first twist

Ready to send you to popper bliss

Your bottle lover moves in near

With beautiful fumes and visions so dear

You gently begin to make the move

using the other hand to grab the lube

Soft breath begins inhaling the fume

Nostril flares and you consume

The vapor begins to crawl inside

to settle in for a nice long ride

Crawling, bloating, feelings of lust

Your cock begins the urge to thrust

The fist is having sex with the dong

Take the bottle and huff it long

Further into that hole of joy

Where nothing matters but your cock toy

The cock and vapor bond into one

The Penis, the poppers, the porn is on

Legs are spread wide and exposed

The bottle takes another trip to your nose

The thoughts become deeper and deeper of cock

Hips are moving and you never want to stop

The bond, the bottle, the albolene and stuff

“I wanna fucking connect through penis."

Just with that quote from Joejacker’s voicemail, we leave you to listen his voicemail that was recorded while he was edging and gooning out. Enough said.

Prepare yourselves because this is probably one of the hottest voicemails you will ever hear in your whole life! It was left to us by our beloved Gooner Gob - a long time friend of TGR. You have already seen him on TGR… but it has been quite a while since we last saw him. There are so many ways we could describe this amazing voicemail: we could talk about his hot accent, his manly voice, about the things he says, and his invitation to all goones to goon with him. But we’ll keep this short so you can go straight to listening to this precious piece of audio. It’s already a classic that will be treasured by the gooning community for decades/centuries. We confess we were feeling a little territorial over this media and almost kept it exclusive for us. But we are good guys (and gooners!) and we promote one of the best traits prevalent in the gooning community: generosity. So go deep listening to Gooner Gob’s voicemail, gooners… you will certainly get so deep you may take forever to recover. Oh, and hey: no need to thank us. We’re all good pals. ;)

And Gooner Gob: you’re simply gorgeous and unique. Thanks for being there for us.

Goon on, TGR Staff