It's a mess tbh

stop treating killing dragons as this act of bravery and valor. maybe ou should be kissieng and loving the dragons instead. and be more niceys

OC/canon and selfships are good y’all are just scared of having fun

“But it’s cringe” ok what if it is? What’re you gonna do about it? Call the cops? Are you some kind of cringe police? Huh? Suck my nuts. I have 30 bfs and gfs and I’m having fun while you sit in your sad little clown corner getting second-hand embarrassment from looking at people having a blast. Make a self-insert oc and maybe you’ll feel better

i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal

Until death, all defeat is psychological.

i cant stop saying "grisp it"

contrary to social media developers’ beliefs i have literally never once wanted to see posts in anything other than chronological order

“start your free trial now” what if i told u i am already experiencing trials. and the cost is more than i can bear

i can always relate to a girl who wants to leave

one thing you need to know about 2014. is that what does the fox say was playing pretty much everywhere you went. and everybody was just relieved it wasn't blurred lines

I canot stress enough that those were the only 2 songs in 2014

AAA video game publisher voice: "Look. The goose layed a golden egg, and that's nice! Everyone loved that egg. But keeping the golden goose means paying for bird feed and I don't want to, so I killed the goose."