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I love the idea that Rocky while trying to communicate with grace has been teaching him essentially the Eridian version of baby Sign language because it was the easiest way to connect to grace who picked it up very early(I also like the idea that Grace thinks he is smart for picking up Eridian body movements so quickly when in fact he was actually just signing simply phrases like “want more” “hungry” “sleepy” “nap” “boo-boo” “please”)
Rocky doesn’t tell Grace when they arrive to Erid which leads to a mix of confusion and cuteness overload when the anxious squishy space blob following Savior Rocky around like a shy pebble and signing things like “Hi-Hi!” “My. name. is. G-R-A-C-E” “nice. to. meet. you”.
A whole group of Eridian scientists hold back their coos as ‘pebble Grace’ signs the Eridian equivalent of “Bye-bye!” after every health check. Grace is none the wiser when the other Eridian besides Rocky and Adrian start to speak to him with a gentle lilt (think cooing and babytalk voices when they speak to him) thinking that Eridian must just be a little awkward about speaking to an alien for the first time, he struggled to find his footing a little the first time talking to Rocky so it makes since to him.
Thus ensures;
“Wow human Grace is a whole (number amount) heavier than last check up, someone is getting big and strong.”
“Human Grace is very very very brave human, injection will only last (small number amount)…and…all done! Good job human Grace! Grace must pick out prize.”
“Has human Grace had any owchies since last check up, there is medium sized scrap on human Grace leg? Did Human Grace get boo-boo from problem with Bio dome.”
It takes quite a bit of resistance not to make Grace’s bio dome a giant padded nursery for a delicate pebble and the argument to add more and more safety proofing is a never ending conversation. If Adrian is asked permission to build pebble gates around the shore and every possible cliff side again They will go insane. They once fired a lower level official for arguing the necessity of essentially adding a pebble monitor to every corner of the bio dome.
A many Eridian higher up officials don’t quite understand how savior Grace can be so smart and yet behave so child-like, thinking surely earth would not send a child on such a mission. However that logic goes out the window when they learn that Grace is only in his thirties(the Eridian equivalent to a 4 year old). This then leads to a major misunderstanding where many Eridians start to despise earth for sending a baby into space to die, Rocky lets the misunderstanding stand for a little longer than needed(still having mixed feelings about earth since they sent his best friend to die) before interviewing to explain the human life span.
Rocky once approved of the creation of an Eridian Bib made of a soft canvas-like material of Xenonite after commenting on how disgust Grace is when he eats, not to the mention all the other times Grace begins leaking for one reason or another.
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Amazing to see the cycle of Henry getting a bit too annoyed with Ray's antics only for the show to force Ray into a vulnerable situation and Henry immediately becomes the "my beautiful princess with a disorder talk to me" guy
The thing about henray is that they can never go back btw. No matter the distance or how long it's been, the shadow of one will always creep into the other's actions, thoughts. They'll never be able to quite replicate their bond with someone else either so they'll have no choice but to go back to each other again and again
Something about Ray and Henry having less than ideal relationships with their parents. Henry being absolutely disgusted by the idea of Ray as his dad. Henry sometimes acting like a parent to Ray telling to get his coat "you wish I were your mom", telling him to drink his juice and calm down, apparently making up a whole resume so he can babysit him for DF. Henry calling Ray "daddy" and sounding waaaay too comfortable with it "amazing man my daddy" and the hand holding. Ray who will make fun of Henry for being such a "mom" but won't actually put a stop to it. Ray who thinks he's still like a boy and will always be mommy's favorite. Henry who looks like his mom the most. Ray who has a crush on Henry's mom.
Pretty sure there's a connection that can be made about all of this though I'm not sure it should be made. Bottom line they're very weird
The way I held my hand to my mouth reading this whole thing lol I had no idea where it was going but truly they are such freaks. Like some kind of dissertation could be written about how fucking weird they are about each other and in such hyperspecific ways that all lead back to mommy/daddy issues. Effervescent. I think I reblogged a post yesterday that was like "they don't have to fuck but they do have to be weird about each other" and that is so true for Henry and Ray. Like you don't have to ship them or agree that Ray is textually down bad but you do have to acknowledge how fucking clinically insane they are about each other. Henry smugly immobilizes Ray against a door with his powers, and then he won't let Ray play video games until he finishes his broccoli! These two are cracked!!
ray’s willingness to do anything for jasper just because it’ll make henry happy in the first few episodes makes me ill. going to his birthday party. pretending jasper’s his sidekick.
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the thing that sometimes the criminals in swellview just assume kid danger and capitan man are in a Relationship... is so very entertaining to me lol. like sure, it's funny as hell, but the fact that they act in a way that makes random people think of them that way — even if it happened maybe two to three times, but happened — is truly something, don't you think?
-🗑️ (same guy who knows they'd be crucified on the henrydanger fandomblr lmao. honestly not just for henray. being a multishipper sometimes makes you ship the most crazy stuff and they do not like it!) (wow I'm rambling in your asks, sorry bout that hahah)
God it's absolutely hilarious whenever it happens cuz it's always pretty much in passing so it's never addressed by the characters in question so it's never disputed, which to me makes it even funnier. Like they went back in time and Drex stole Ray's superpowers and scared a little kid and told Henry that he's gonna "crush your boyfriend, Ray" and Henry's only reaction is to snippily call back to Ray calling them coworkers. Like he's not even around to hear that pettiness, Henry, is that all you have to say? Tbh, I'm so used to this recurring joke that in season 5, whichever episode it was, when Kris and Jake and Piper have like an intervention for Henry being a "workaholic", I genuinely expected them to ask if he and his boss Ray were dating on the down low. Like that's just the headspace that the show itself had gotten me to lmfao.
So now of course I have a WIP where that is what Kris and Jake assume and Henry has to roll with it because what's the alternative at that point? And he's like soooo aggrieved, because his parents aren't even concerned about it? Like yeah sure the age thing whatever, but as long as they don't do anything illegal (age of consent-wise) then they trust Henry to be responsible and truthful about running off on, like, date nights or something. And the power dynamic of Ray being his boss also doesn't raise concerns because "it's a junk store, Henry. You can get a new job anywhere, anytime" and how does he explain that they should be wayyyyy more concerned without revealing their secret identities. So Henry just suffers the indignity of his family thinking he's dating Ray on one side, which he desperately tries to keep Ray from ever finding out, and random villains thinking Captain Man and Kid Danger are an item on the other, until he fucks off to Dystopia and can finally escape the nonsense. Smash-cut to Henry being like 22 and cripplingly in love with Ray and saying absolutely nothing out of spite, lest his parents and Piper and all those other random assholes retroactively be proven right lol.
Anyray, it isn't very often that the villains randomly set Ray and Henry's relationship status to romantically involved, but every time made me snort.
(Nahhhh, don't worry about it, I'm a rambler at heart and love an excuse to do so at the drop of a hat. And what is it with certain kinds of monoshippers? Like they're out here saying this or that non-canon couple is super extra definitely dating off-screen, or should be, or whatever, but take outrageous offense to random people doing the same thing for a different non-canon pairing. And then lying about why they disagree and pretend it's for nonsense moral reasons instead of personal preference lmfao. Honestly I wish I did multiship in this fandom, I'm so used to it, but all I've got is random jokey one-shot ideas like "Ray and Charlotte get aphrodisiac-ed but never tell anyone and are just really chill and bro-y about it, the team only finds out after the fact in a truth-or-dare situation" or "Mustache!Jasper/Piper, question mark". It's just a shame that such a deeply and objectively unserious piece of media like the Dangerverse can't manage to have a mildly hinged fandom around it—things are way more fun when everyone involved can agree not to act like clowns about it.)
1. ANATOMY OF A KITCHEN (excerpt from THE THRILLING AND NOT AT ALL REPETITIVE ADVENTURES OF CAPTAIN MAN AND KID DANGER: “A CHRONOLOGY OF ENTIRELY TRUE AND HEROIC EVENTS COINCIDING WITH THE END OF HISTORY”) [2] [3] [4]
If you want to know a person, watch how they treat their servers, how they treat their food. Living with them is the second best option. Living with Ray is not Henry’s only option, but it is the best. They don’t even need to watch the other eat; they know each other already.
[ “There is a man in my house. There will always be a man in my house. I will find him even when he is not there. And one day, when I find out there is no man in my house anymore, well—I will go find one and invite him in.” Paraphrased and reappropriated from Catherine Lacey’s “Cut”. The borrowed text refers to the uncanny feeling Henry experiences as an adult reflecting on his childhood relationships. ]
Catherine Lacey writes in her short story “Cut”: “If you're raised with an angry man in your house, there will always be an angry man in your house. You'll find him even when he is not there. And if one day you find that there is no angry man in your house—well, you will go find one and invite him in!” Peggy—a professor—reads this poem, which a female student has placed on her desk, and grapples with a response, to which she is advised, “It’s not your job to save anyone from their life or explain anything to them or even really teach them anything”.
PANEL NOTES
This follows the format of the catalyst stranger approaching the downtrodden protagonist in a dingy bar from behind, backlit by the hazy yellow lights and smoked out shadows. This is not a bar, but a kitchen—the center of any living space.
The borrowed text is tweaked, and excludes the descriptor “angry”, as the theme of the storyboards is not anger.
The use of red is limited and strategic, and scattered throughout like evidence; dusting for fingerprints. It’s tempting to drape Henry’s back in red against the blue background, as if bathed by an overhead lamp, but Ray is the anomaly. Henry is colored by an anxious, slightly melancholic blue (as well as shaky panel borders), while the flints of red signify danger (knock on wood) or non-literal symbolism.
The white wolf is curled around the blue in a protective gesture that also doubles as a stranglehold, snakelike.
Something, something, about wolves and lambs, consumption, and the simultaneous loss and retention of innocence through transformative processes. Note there are three lambs; these could stand either for Henry, Jasper, and Charlotte, or Henry (singular).
So I ended up clicking on a couple Henry Danger shorts while on Youtube yesterday and now I'm watching Danger Force compilations and convinced that this wildly immature 40-year-old man is down bad for a 20something twunk he's known since the guy was in middle school. That's how hard I'm avoiding all the shit I need to write.
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p.o.v you just said I'm my boss' boytoy and I need to act insulted as to not raise suspicion but not too grossed out in case I ever get the chance to hit it
I still think the "Ryan ross is in town. Yes. Sleepover princes." was a typo and he was supposed to call him a princess. Wholeheartedly. I worship this idea of Pete calling Ryan a sleepover princess like it's my religion. It's not too far from pillow princess. In this essay I will-