BargainBinBlasphemy

EBAY LINK — ACQUIRE THIS ARTIFACT AND OTHERS LIKE IT THROUGH THE GLORY OF RITUAL AUCTION COMBAT

ENTIRELY NOT DUE TO POPULAR DEMAND, THE BLASPHEMER, WHO PAYS NO ATTENTION TO THE CLAMOR OF THE MOB, HAS DECREED ENTIRELY OF ITS OWN ACCORD THAT SEVERAL MORE ARTIFACTS OF AN ELDRITCH AND TERRIBLE NATURE BE PLACED UPON THE EBAY AS THE SPOILS OF COMBAT. 

LET THE BIDDING COMMENCE THIS EVENING BETWEEN 7-8PM PST.

ARTIFACTS SHALL INCLUDE THE TIMELESS SATAN & GARFUNKEL CLASSIC, ALL LIFE ENDS.

THE COMBAT ENDS BETWEEN 7-8PM PST. THIS NIGHT, THE PACT WILL BE SEALED UNDER THE LEERING, OBSCENELY GIBBOUS MOON.

BID HERE

THE BLASPHEMER HAS DECREED THAT ITS ELDRITCH ARTIFACTS SHALL BE DISTRIBUTED TO THE MOST WORTHY. THE GHASTLY PRIMORDIAL FLAME OF THIS SALE SHALL BE EXTINGUISHED WEDNESDAY:

YOU HAVE UNTIL WEDNESDAY

BOB SATAN AND THE SILVER BULLET CIRCLE - "STRANGER FROM HELL"

ATTENTION BARGAIN BIN BLASPHEMY CULT:

THE BLASPHEMER HIMSELF WILL BE MAKING AN APPEARANCE THIS UNHOLY SABBATH JULY 27 AT THE WHITE OWL SOCIAL CLUB IN SOUTHEAST PORTLAND, OREGON, UNITED STATES, HELL.

BLASPHEMOUS ARTIFACTS OF ELDRITCH PORTENT SHALL BE SOLD AND YOU MAY BRING YOUR OWN ITEMS TO BE DAMNED BY THE INFERNAL HAND OF THE BLASPHEMER.

THIS IS ALSO A REMINDER THAT THE WORKS OF THE BLASPHEMER MAY NOW BE EXCLUSIVELY BEHELD ON THE HELLISH PLANE OF INSTAGRAM, @BARGAINBINBLASPHEMY. 

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The day of reckoning has arrived. Let the combat begin.

Drink Nog and Worship Satan.

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ROTTING - "CHRISTMAS CARNAGE: A COLLECTION OF CHRISTMAS SONGS FOR SLAUGHTER"

THE BLASPHEMER WISHES IT KNOWN THAT TOMORROW, SUNDAY, AT 6 HOURS PAST NOON IN HELL (CORRESPONDING TO PACIFIC STANDARD TIME) AN UNHOLY TRIUMVIRATE OF ORIGINAL ARTIFACTS WILL BE DRAGGED, SCREAMING, TO THE AUCTION BLOCK FOR THE BENEFIT OF YOUR CONTINUED ADHERENCE TO THE DARK WAYS.

NO FURTHER ARTIFACTS WILL BE RELEASED IN THIS SOLAR CYCLE.

REJOICE IN UNHOLY TERROR!

ANOTHER GRIM ARTIFACT FROM THE BARGAIN BIN BLASPHEMY DUNGEON, "HUEY LEWIS AND THE DOOM - BLOOD SPORTS" IS AVAILABLE TO YOU NOW:

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NOW, DEFY THE DETESTABLE SPIRIT OF "CHARITY" AND "COMPASSION" WITH THE TRUE SPAWN OF THE DARKEST PITS:

ATTENTION, MINIONS:

THE BLASPHEMER HAS DECREED THAT IN RESPONSE TO THE INSUFFERABLE TIDE OF HOLIDAY "CHEER," A COUNTER-OFFENSIVE MUST BE LAUNCHED. ANOTHER CONTEST OF WILLS SHALL BE INITIATED IN THE COMING HOURS FOR ANOTHER BARGAIN BIN BLASPHEMY ORIGINAL ARTIFACT.

THE BLASPHEMER WISHES IT KNOWN THAT THIS IS NOT DUE TO SUCH BASE IDIOCY AS "OVERWHELMING POPULAR DEMAND." THE BLASPHEMER CARES NOT FOR YOUR PITEOUS WHIMPERINGS. THE BLASPHEMER DOES NOT EVEN LIKE YOU. BUT THE BLASPHEMER REQUIRES THE STRENGTH OF YOUR LEGION TO MOCK AND BRUTALIZE ALL THINGS "CHEERFUL" AND "PLEASANT."

ONWARD! ONWARD INTO ETERNAL DARKNESS!