i am one, yet many

bad and naughty children get put in The Pear Wiggler to atone for their crimes

My edo period samurai roommate keeps telling me how i’ll bring shame and dishonor to our apartment if I keep forgetting to wash the dishes. Like whatever dude, I’m not the one carrying on a passionate yet illicit affair with the daimyo’s daughter whose hand has already been promised to another.

もう大名に「真に申し訳ございませんでした」と言いましたよ！と、お前は、我の浮気を公衆に明かさないと言いました！！

Bullshit dude last night I saw you texting O-Sumire haikus comparing her to the flower which gives her her name

frotting can have a winner and loser

frotting can have a victim

weirdest part of being an adult is the fact that you can put off watching a movie for nearly a decade and barely notice