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somnophillia is super funny like im honk shoo honk shoo having a good nights sleep and now you must pass the ultimate test of fucking me without waking me by knocking something over or stepping on a crisp packet i've left on my floor. can you finish your mission while my pet geckos judge you from their tanks? because they're not leaving the room okay the geckos stay in here. also the markiplier fnaf playlist stays on. i sleep better when he's screaming.

all kink stuff is playing pretend but with somno you're not playing pretend you're locked in you're comfy cozy you're snug as a bug in a rug and your partner is playing pretend instead

and like. if you're the one awake you're playing pretend so hard right now like ouuuuhhh look at me i'm a scary evil intruder or a demon or vampire or whatever we're doing tonight and now i just have to uhhhh okay shimmy the duvet off and shhh dontfucking breathe so loud and okayyyyy alright now. ah shit they're sleeping in the family guy death pose how the fuck do i get in there how. how do i. help. why are these geckos looking at me.

plus you have to not get too scared when freddy fazbear jumpscares you or else you're waking them up with your screams

oh great and this guy's here in the cuck box wondering if the screaming is me waking up or markiplier dying or toy bonnie throwing a tantrum

i think 'take it' is like one of the hottest things to say ever in any context i don't care. slapping? spitting? kicking? groping? fucking? i don't care. tell me to take it and i will just because i like how it sounds. you could do anything and tell me to stop bitching and take it and i would.

i DO indeed want to hear about you jerking off to me and all the perverted stuff you thought of you must inform me about it expeditiously. how is it fair that you get to jerk off to me and i don’t get to jerk off to hearing about it 😒

I need to get fucked yesterday. Im going insane

hey why aren’t you groping me? do you hate me?

obsessive, possessive partner who can’t keep their hands off of me>>>

love waking up horny hate not having anyone to fix my problem. want to be woken up with my legs held open and have my dick sucked until i cant even squirm without whimpering

Laying in bed sleepy, thinking about their hands gliding up my chest, slowly going down to my boxers. My body is too limp from exhaustion to try to stop them. It’s not like I WANT them to stop.

Fag the fuck up bro

why must being railed and soft sex be separated… i can get fucked so hard i forget how to think while also being held close and praised the entire time about how well i’m taking it

thinking about a guy doing deeeep, slow strokes into me, rubbing my torso going "aww, does it feel like too much right now? is little puppy overwhelmed?" in a faux sympathetic tone as he pouts at me, then starts to press down on my torso as he starts going harder. "well too fucking bad." he loses the tone entirely 😵‍💫